Jack Monroe #121 Fahrenheit 106

[Lumpyspaceprincess]

She’d put tinned fish in a trifle.

I bleeping love trifle btw.

 

[bladiesla]

She's actually been *planning* this BS thread, hasn't she? So sad.

Imagine her all snoogly under het lil blanky feverishly screenshotting 'wrong' triffles and making up cringy comments.

 

[Veronicaaa]

She's actually being astonishingly rude about other people's work, isn't she?

Imagine NigellaMum tweeting "haha, those baklava look tit" about someone else's efforts.

I think it would be freaking HILARIOUS if she accidentally posted a pic of one of Mom's creations.

 

[ReginaPhalangee]

Is she just Googling pictures of trifle?

from her sick bed. So it counts as 4 hours of work today.

 

[NomDeGuerre]

Spoiler: Alcoholism

Does anyone find the 'I was an alcoholic' wording very unusual. Most people in recovery always to refer to it in the present tense, as its something they have to live with and work on, even if they had their last drink decades ago

 

[Satisfying Click]

Spoiler: Alcoholism

Does anyone find the 'I was an alcoholic' wording very unusual. Most people in recovery always to refer to it in the present tense, as its something they have to live with and work on, even if they had their last drink decades ago

I noticed this, not that Jack has ever really taken care with words and what they mean (See: 90% vegan, body building pescatarian, I have the 'Rona)

 

[Veronicaaa]

I've also never known an alcoholic who would turn down a gin but hey ho.

 

[waffle maker]

Spoiler: Alcoholism

Does anyone find the 'I was an alcoholic' wording very unusual. Most people in recovery always to refer to it in the present tense, as its something they have to live with and work on, even if they had their last drink decades ago

Spoiler: Alcoholism

yeah, alcoholism? Completed it mate. She’s such a prick

 

[ReginaPhalangee]

I've also never known an alcoholic who would turn down a gin but hey ho.

am not an alcoholic but I do like gin, what’s she got against gin? Way better than putting sherry in a trifle

 

[TillyMiffin]

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“Was” an alcoholic? The correct term is “I’m a recovering alcoholic”......

 

[Veronicaaa]

am not an alcoholic but I do like gin, what’s she got against gin? Way better than putting sherry in a trifle

She probably thinks gin is too ~posh~ or something

 

[Froggies]

Jack, it’s Christmas Eve. Put the phone down and spend some time with your son.

 

[Pocahontas]

Oh good lord.
All hail Trifle Jack, the Christmas spirit of 2020.

 

[Whaa?]

Is she just Googling pictures of trifle?

I think she is looking for inspiration for desserts using tinned fruit.

 

[NomDeGuerre]

She's just gone after a Gordon Ramsay recipe.

Somebody show him the Sausagne, PLEASE!

 

[Tabitha D]

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I think I can see where this is heading. Stand by for “fish trifle” everyone. (Such a maverick. )

 

[blurstoftimes]

It’s a revolting children’s pudding made with cold custard. Each to their own, but it’s peak middle class Twitter, I would imagine. Have a Yule log instead.

yeah the only person i know who loves trifle is my stepdad who says it reminds him of being at boarding school in the 60s

Are we going to get a christmas eve chaos? could we be so lucky?

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[Veronicaaa]

Customary Swiss roll? Huh?

Oh my dear squiggle, Jack's not truly happy unless she's bitching about something, it makes her feel big and clever.

 

[bazzam]

She seems like the type who would have a tantrum if her gifts weren't to her liking, even at her big age.

she is definitely channelling verruca salt.