Jack Monroe #120 Jack and trace

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Oh it’s the loooooong covid then
Yup, and she only started isolating on Monday after the SB teacher superspreader story. So if we assume she was able to leave on Monday before she knew, that means she’s only had the possibility of COVID for 4 complete days. Surely she will complete it soon.
 
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@Switchstreetz Having finally been able to behold the Sloppies in all their desktop glory, THANK(SPACE)YOU so very much for this glorious end to the Year of Chaos. You are a wonder.

Edit: Have donated to FareShare too!

 
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To be honest she really shouldn't have bothered the time would have been better spent getting well that putting out that misery.

When she gets well she could write the sequel Christmas carol. Christmas carol 2
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Scrooge went back on his word to keep Christmas in his heart and showed the crachits how to make a Christmas dinner more fitting to their situation.
 
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Why are people saying she has saved Christmas she has written recipes that will taste like shit. Oh I forget, they think she is the new messiah as she has done all this for you, while she has the rona. You could easily feed 4 for Christmas Day which will taste nicer for £20 max if you went to Iceland. I know it’s not everyone’s choice but if people couldn’t cook or were short on money at least they could get three edible courses

re food bank donations, we live opposite a church that helps with a food bank at the main church in the village, an extra bag of goodies will be dropped off with our donation tomorrow night
 
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Apropos of nothing, if someone is contracted to do work for a national newspaper, I wonder what the contractual position is regarding the individual in question using the opportunity to promote a paid partnership with a separate company?

On FB a squiggle made a comment that she wouldn’t use lard in a Christmas dinner. The flying monkeys were not happy and proceeded to insult her looks and her haircut.
Looks like the post and comments are gone now so poor squiggle probably felt the need to delete to avoid any further aggro. Her fans are fucking vile to anyone who dares not to blow smoke up Jack's Mediterranean arse, then she has the nerve to call us trolls and bullies.
 
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Haha...I ordered my turkey in August ....picking it up on Wednesday. In my defence it's the first year I've ever bought a turkey so early. It's a Kelly Bronze and I'm told the flavour is lovely. Can't wait to try it.
 
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Haha...I ordered my turkey in August ....picking it up on Wednesday. In my defence it's the first year I've ever bought a turkey so early. It's a Kelly Bronze and I'm told the flavour is lovely. Can't wait to try it.
I called my butcher last Monday (his website says you can order right up to the 19th) so I’m feeling all cos I’m 6 days (or 3 jack years) earlier than the latest date to order. He said we have one turkey left, it’s 19/20 lbs feed about 18/19 people it’s £105! I’m like but but your website says 19th for last orders. He said yeah we’ve run out and can’t get our hands on any more, it’s because all the pubs and restaurants are closed everyone wants one!!!! Da Fuck?

these are NOT. PAR. BOILED. View attachment 352873
Typo init...par burnt!
 
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