So she's given up on the shed cooking? Most of this is either blindingly obvious or said item comes with instructions as to how to do it. Like the internet has been around for quite a while and has it all covered.
Think she’s realised it’s a non starter from a safety (fire hazard) & hygiene (no running water for washing hands) point of view so is now canvassing for ideas on Twitter re ‘life-skills’ for teens eg kitchen budgeting etc. Wants to be the next Joe Wicks for hapless school-kids. Bit like what ‘That Man’is doing with his ‘In the Kitchen with Jack’ thing. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery...Is Jack ever going to actually produce any videos from her shed? Or did she just see Jamie Oliver do his show from his spare room and think if she created a similar space, the commissions would come rolling in?
So she's given up on the shed cooking? Most of this is either blindingly obvious or said item comes with instructions as to how to do it. Like the internet has been around for quite a while and has it all covered.
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Think she’s realised it’s a non starter from a safety (fire hazard) & hygiene (no running water for washing hands) point of view so is now canvassing for ideas on Twitter re ‘life-skills’ for teens eg kitchen budgeting etc. Wants to be the next Joe Wicks for hapless school-kids. Bit like what ‘That Man’is doing with his ‘In the Kitchen with Jack’ thing. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery...
Yes I’ve ordered house plants and made shortbread cos of you lovely lot. Oh and rediscovered Jamie Oliver and ordered the Ice Kitchen book.I don’t understand the second tweet at all - but jealous of getting replies on twitter? Mate I wouldn’t even @ celebs or big accounts cos it looks so beggy and cringe, what do these people sound like.
Seed crew - we’re burying excess eggs (we got some unexpectedly in a beg box!) in the garden, one day my husband will turn the earth and we’d plant our grass seeds but I imagine I’ll be retired by that point. If a haus Frau can retire, don’t we usually just get taken out back and shot once we hit menopause?
omg yay thank you for pics! I’m going to boot up my laptop after I’ve done some haus frauing and make an order this thread has been thoroughly #influencing
I assume she wrote to them and asked for that?Speaking of the mail they moderated all comments on her outbuilding studio kitchen (that's probably all wet and ruined now) and let just the one go live
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I'd like to add a few:So she's given up on the shed cooking? Most of this is either blindingly obvious or said item comes with instructions as to how to do it. Like the internet has been around for quite a while and has it all covered.
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I'd like to add a few:
-Telling the truth
-Delivering on promises
-Owning your tit
Oh, and printer skills: collation, changing cartridges etc
PS He's only 10 - why is she lining him up to be the new Ray Mears?
Oh SB is her son, probably a silly question but what's the acronym?Her tweet about SB is all for Tattle's benefit, so we know her son hasn't been abandoned whilst she manically devotes herself to her latest project.
Took @PennyLoafer title but anyone can change, just wanted a new thread started!
I think it stand for ‘Small Boy’Oh SB is her son, probably a silly question but what's the acronym?
I thought she was doing more public service for the nation but no she's addressing people that commented on her replacing mothet with TV presenter in her bio.
I think it's Small Boy.Oh SB is her son, probably a silly question but what's the acronym?
I thought she was doing more public service for the nation but no she's addressing people that commented on her replacing mothet with TV presenter in her bio.
I’ve been so much braver with my cooking thanks to you ladies! I’ve bulk cooked a load of apple sauce for the pork chops we got and husband absolutely loves it (I don’t eat pork but I have had a few spoonfuls of it omg I could eat tubs of it is that bad?). Made my own Delia pasta sauce with tomatoes on the turn which tasted like this lovely Italian I used to get as a treat on Fridays! Toooons of Jamie bits too! And had loads of fun tbh I don’t get the chance to do nice stuff like this often so it’s been a real treat?Yes I’ve ordered house plants and made shortbread cos of you lovely lot. Oh and rediscovered Jamie Oliver and ordered the Ice Kitchen book.
Why are you hating on me, hun? Is it because you are jealous?Congratulations on naming the thread title!! Proof, if any were needed, that if you buy enough tickets at the Fair, you will come home with a prize.
..... Also would genuinely love to be taught to put up a shelf Does anyone here have tips on drilling into fresh plaster? We’re in a proper brick house the whole idea fills me with utter dread, I don’t wanna duck the house up!
I bet Jack loved being called hun. I can just imagine her sitting there gnashing her teeth as she read itI very much doubt it - she’s holding Tattle responsible for why she’s not producing anything from her shed by the look of it. All I’ve seen is her trying to make an innuendo from shaking carrot oats with her gnarly arthritic hands which if true wouldn’t even be able to move at all.
Ps. Anyone notice this pearler from one of our earlier thread favourites?
Pps. Jack’s tweet below. At least she can see she has an impulse control problem. She needs to channel it differently.
But you did have people to do it for you Jack. You had family and friends and if you'd have asked them I'm sure they would have come to help.It's like she's just remembered she has a child and that he can't go to school atm
Here we go again. So poor, lived alone for 14 years. So what about all these relationships over the years?
Haters gunna hate babes.Why are you hating on me, hun? Is it because you are jealous?
I can't help the ideas that come spilling from my weird little brain.
In fact, I'm going to lawyer up and sue you for hate speech against my self-diagnosed neurodivergence.
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Why are you hating on me, hun? Is it because you are jealous?
I can't help the ideas that come spilling from my weird little brain.
In fact, I'm going to lawyer up and sue you for hate speech against my self-diagnosed neurodivergence.
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The shade of it all!Oh no darling, you misunderstand - I loved it. In fact, I loved several of your entries.