We'll be having none of that.
Jack Monroe #119 She says lots of things, many of which are false
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I am the opposite. I could be knocking deaths door and still be sitting at a comfortable temp.She’s claiming a top temp of 41.5 Celsius?That’s an astronomical fever for an adult. Kids can spike really high fevers (if my kids hit 41 I’d take them straight to A&E) but extremely high temps are a lot rarer in adults IIRC.
She claims to be maintaining a temp of 40 but is happily tweeting? The last couple of times I’ve had a fever, it’s been 38 and I felt too tit to do anything other than curl up in a ball.
This is all very very suspicious.
My husband however temperature goes ridiculously high if he had so much as a cold. 
I'm Britney, @MancBee is Justin. #dreamdate #thesloppies.
(Sorry, dear Manc. I hope you know I'm not obsessed with you in a creepy way.)
I'm not a cookbook editor and perhaps I've been working on niche titles too long (attachment theory in polyamory anyone? Where's my wooden triangle?) but I just found myself half seriously considering a Tattle cookbook because that recipe for a vegan prawn cocktail that the boozy dragon just shared with me is written in a much more enticing manner than anything our mutual friend has produced.
so she's had a positive test. which was inevitable quite frankly, given all the non-isolation and BB's positive test.
I hope she feels better soon. I genuinely think that it's nothing to lie about.
I do question how severe it is though, given her ability to tweet and her absolute need to be admired.
BUT, she's pissed me off no end with this. I've had to go into work throughout ~everything~ and I'm terrified the whole time. don't want to jinx it, but I have managed to avoid it so far. yet she's been all over the place and is now fishing for all of the sympathy for something that could have been avoided!
I hope she feels better soon. I genuinely think that it's nothing to lie about.
I do question how severe it is though, given her ability to tweet and her absolute need to be admired.
BUT, she's pissed me off no end with this. I've had to go into work throughout ~everything~ and I'm terrified the whole time. don't want to jinx it, but I have managed to avoid it so far. yet she's been all over the place and is now fishing for all of the sympathy for something that could have been avoided!
It really does vary, we have 3 friends go down with it recently, confirmed tests. Our male friend is young, super fit, marathon runner etc and he suffered awfully with it, it wiped him out for a couple of weeks. Our two female friends, definitely not fit, one a smoker in her 60s - barely touched them
. She could well have it with only mild symptoms, but highly unlikely she's having coherent Twitter conversations with strangers if spiking temps that high.
Yes. This, absolutely. I really hope she isn't ill.... but.... she's the original BOY who cried wolf, and we have the receipts.
If she's ill, that's must be unpleasant for her, but.... I just can't forget the irresponsible trip to Edinburgh, a couple of days after the
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Jack, please stop tweeting all this shite.
Have some dignity, woman
Even at times of apparent ill health, she just has to continue with the hard working cosplay she so adores, she can not help herself. It's total bollocks as we all know, but that she is still so happy and focused to keep up the lie is likely a fair indicator of how fit and healthy she probably is.
Ok. Someone with a 40 degree fever is not capable of patrolling twitter. JIMMY, GET OVER HERE!
We'll have lunch after court ends.
Just checked Jack's likes and saw the one I screenshot the other day.. one of the users no longer exists??? Strange.
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ETA looks like they may have just caused their own Twitter chaos and flounced
Source.
When she had the splinter it was all more dramatic...
I totally agree.She’s claiming a top temp of 41.5 Celsius?
She claims to be maintaining a temp of 40 but is happily tweeting? The last couple of times I’ve had a fever, it’s been 38 and I felt too tit to do anything other than curl up in a ball.
This is all very very suspicious.
My BB ate a dodgy chicken burger at Bangkok Macdonalds and was ill within a couple of hours.
His temperature was so high he could not lift himself up from the bed. The most scary thing ever.
Just do not believe that Jack would still be tweeting
My son could not have a coherent conversation. I was putting sopping wet t-shirts on his forehead trying to bring his temperature down.
This is what the 'gravy' looks like when it cools.
In case anyone was wondering.
In case anyone was wondering.
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I’ve skipped 20 pages, has anyone made the gravy?
You could carve prawn shapes out of the tofu though
I would love to wholeheartedly believe that this is real. Not because I want Jack to have COVID but just because truthfulness is rare around these parts. Exaggerations abound. And I cannot fathom tweeting like my life dependended on it if I was 'the illest I've ever been'.
As always with Jack, none of it adds up.
Does anyone know how many tweets have gone out today, whilst Jack is having the worse case ever experienced?
As always with Jack, none of it adds up.
Does anyone know how many tweets have gone out today, whilst Jack is having the worse case ever experienced?
I mean, you could...
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