Ohhh my Xmas work zoom party is at 4pm tomorrow so I might be a little drunk and sassy at The Sloppies
Jack Monroe #119 She says lots of things, many of which are false
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I'll mix proper or Virgin Piña Coladas with Mel Donte pineapple for everyone.
I've Amazon primed a pair of Jack's 'funny' cat socks and shall be streaking through the Sloppy announcements in a timely manner because I'm bleeping wild and crazy innit
And at some point I will also do a cringe breakdance routine in a corner somewhere.
I just hope it goes viral. We’ve worked so hard on it.
My Birthday suit 
. I may wear a pair of fluffy socks if it is cold. I hope the dog doesn't need out for a wee .
. I may wear a pair of fluffy socks if it is cold. I hope the dog doesn't need out for a wee .
Slopbot is going to get right up in her niche and steal all her gigs in 2021.
Can anyone believe THIS was THREE MONTHS AGO? It feels like a lifetime ago. And it feels like the worst thing that absolute twit has ever done. Puts cooking slop and pretending to have Covid into context, this was the life of a pet she messed with. bleep.
Dear Ninnies,
Love, Jack xoxo
Love, Jack xoxo
I always have lard in for fry-ups and, bizarrely, pancakes.I use lard for pastry and for my Yorkshire pudding tin. Always have. Couldn’t smother it on everything and anything though
I do, Sorry! Friday was the most popular choice, so I'll be announcing the results at 8pm tomorrow
Great choice. I will crack open my vintage Kombucha, and devour it with a light as a feather traybake. 24 minutes onwards - lard is ruled out at 26m 40s.
News has already reached Scotland that they can relax in the knowledge that no unexpected visitors will be frequenting their chain restaurants over Xmas.
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It’s true, look, I can prove it, honest guv
I see she's chosen to use fahrenheit for more dramatic effect
Ooo I used to love an egg fried in lard. Haven’t had it for years. Maybe tomorrow just to get me through the last home school day .......
I hope she feels better soon. 
I bet she held it against a lightbulb.
She even temperatures in American 
If only, funnily enough singing is one thing I have missed this year and no carol concerts
that's 40.5 in european to save everyone looking it up
I can't verify that sorry, I couldn't bear to watch after the most awkward transition in the history of television; excessive pen fiddling, Jack chucking something across the table, muttering "great"...full body cringe territory....
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