Jack Monroe #119 She says lots of things, many of which are false
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Brenda is here.
I thought Brenda's sausages were frozen spring rolls 
Oh dear god.
Ignorance is bliss hen x
As a proper grown up in the 70s grapefruit was never even a twinkle in the eye of a prawn.
Grapefruit was served with a maraschino cherry on top as a starter.
Prawn cocktail was the height of sophistication but delicious. I don’t know how anyone could bugger up a Marie Rose sauce. It’s easy and nice, it was the prawns that was the luxury ingredient. I remember my mum making just the sauce and using it to top lettuce and cucumber.
ETA deleted last sentence. I was talking to my sister about Jack and wrote what I was thinking.
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Would you rather.....
Eat Brenda’s bangers or the Xmas brick of sadness and bread mincemeat pudding?
No need to reply.
Eat Brenda’s bangers or the Xmas brick of sadness and bread mincemeat pudding?
No need to reply.
@BeautifulTrauma rated any plates lately? 
I would rather chop my arms off and have bleeding stumps than eat that.
This is going to be good.
When is the awards ceremony for the results of "The Sloppies"? I know there was a discussion about which day of this weekend it should be, what was the day chosen?
I can't wait. I am going to dress up that it will make Elton J. look like an accountant.*
*no offence to any Frauen or Herren accountants.
Ah the wonderful Christmas when I reluctantly agreed to a 4 day visit with at the in-laws. Arrived to find the alcohol situation consisted of 1 bottle of wine. One. There was 6 of us for Christmas dinner. I don’t want to sound like I have a problem - but one 125ml glass of wine for 4 days doesn’t scream Christmas cheer.
We couldn’t even leave as we had gone by train.
This is the couple who have no problem scarfing down 1/2 a bottle of Prosecco, a bottle of red wine and spirits each over an evening, when someone else, and by someone else I mean us is paying for it
We couldn’t even leave as we had gone by train.
This is the couple who have no problem scarfing down 1/2 a bottle of Prosecco, a bottle of red wine and spirits each over an evening, when someone else, and by someone else I mean us is paying for it
I think @Switchstreetz might know?
Is Brendas full name Brenda Bobbit?
*Looks around at someone in particular this may apply to* *cough* Jack *cough*
I do, Sorry! Friday was the most popular choice, so I'll be announcing the results at 8pm tomorrow
Brilliant, I’ll start blending the baking spread, flour, lard and milk now for the custard dessert.
Slopbot has already written her next 3 cookbooks.
Finally I am getting into the festive mood!
What are we all doing at Christmas? Locking ourselves in the bathroom, possibly at the in-laws, to sing Pie Jesu in a Coven zoom conference? Only that we would not be able to sing bc of...laughter.
What are we all doing at Christmas? Locking ourselves in the bathroom, possibly at the in-laws, to sing Pie Jesu in a Coven zoom conference? Only that we would not be able to sing bc of...laughter.
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