I honestly think I would feel like I was being disrespectful to an onion to put it in this gravy. All that effort growing to end up in that.Is anyone willing to take the risk ...make this and report back??
I’m predicting bitter onion with a background of stomach churning fat
And how the duck does it thicken??
Jack Monroe #119 She says lots of things, many of which are false
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I am dying at that revolting looking dinner and the commentary here 
woke my husband up I'm shaking so much trying to laugh silently. That nut roast looks like compressed used cat litter FFS. And food made with frozen waste veg bits from an open Tupperware so they'll taste of freezer. 
No one gets themselves free from poverty by eating vegetable peel, does she really believe her poor followers should be eating what everyone normally throws in the bin?
woke my husband up I'm shaking so much trying to laugh silently. That nut roast looks like compressed used cat litter FFS. And food made with frozen waste veg bits from an open Tupperware so they'll taste of freezer. No one gets themselves free from poverty by eating vegetable peel, does she really believe her poor followers should be eating what everyone normally throws in the bin?
I really don't think anyone should waste their time, money or taste buds on these recipes.
FOCUSED and PRECISE.
who are you even talking about Jack?
who are you even talking about Jack?
“Woman presses attempted murder charge after Bubble Buddy has the AUDACITY to catch COVID 19”
I remember feeling sorry for her when she retreated as a spokes person (that was before she started to annoy me after the umpftiest sob story), but jesus christ she's such a non-vegan now. She doesn't even seem to care if the vegans at the table have something tasty (they get a dry loaf with tinned manadrins and peels ffs).
I will tell you what is focused and precise Jack.
1. The unrelenting work our doctors and nurses do to get those who have contracted COVID better in what are quite frankly horrendous conditions.
2. The work the scientists around the world have done getting a vaccine ready to tackle this virus so our lives can get back to some semblance of normalcy.
I will tell you what is not focused and precise.
You posting what is honestly a hastily put together menu that does not constitute any items that could be considered either healthy or delicious ( in my opinion).
1. The unrelenting work our doctors and nurses do to get those who have contracted COVID better in what are quite frankly horrendous conditions.
2. The work the scientists around the world have done getting a vaccine ready to tackle this virus so our lives can get back to some semblance of normalcy.
I will tell you what is not focused and precise.
You posting what is honestly a hastily put together menu that does not constitute any items that could be considered either healthy or delicious ( in my opinion).
quoting myself like a twit just to give apologies for my awful typo! feelings = peelings!
also, please, no one needs to make that gravy. it's bleeping gross
I still don’t understand why it would be a veryyyyy long post? Blog? She has a blog, yes? Start with meat bla bla, then do this, bla bla. Divide things up into ingredients at the bottom of recipe. Surely nobody actually needs this recipe of how to make an insipid tasteless roast. Jack, you are NOT doing anyone a favour with that ugly pile of tit. Send the picture to your fifty shades of beige mugs patreons instead, love. Now duck off!
Maybe she is a food deconstructionist. Her slop could go on show at the Tate Modern. It would certainly rival Emin's unmade bed for messy, sloppy, eww factor.
If Jack’s food were art: https://www.nationalgalleries.org/art-and-artists/87183/fettstuhl-fat-chair
(just for clarity as I’m not sure the blurb says: the chair is covered in - you guessed it - LARD)
Slopbot's a brand bleep just like the rest of them. It's partially my fault for programming him to run on pure butter, he got accustomed to living the high life. Have I mentioned that we can all now enjoy the delicious taste of Mel Donte® Sitrus Calad, available at all major supermarkets?
Looking at that drain trap gravy I've never been more glad to be vegan. Of course it tastes oniony, you put two onions in it you bloody pillock. God forbid you actually cook the onions down first to make them sweet and caramelised though. They even go soft which is normally her favourite state for a food item to be. Good luck drawing straws for who gets to replicate this abomination, frauen.
This sums up the disgusting attitude to poverty that she is perpetuating.
If they are hungry, let them eat the rubbish from the bins. It makes my blood boil.
But it also makes me feel so sad that her middle class and blue tick supporters think it is OK to even suggest poor people eat waste products. They should be ashamed.
Every day, a new low.
That gravy is causing me huge anxiety.
I have a fear of the gravy running out before it reaches me. My sister is the same.
Places that serve 'jus' or smears of something 'wet' applied to my plate with a paintbrush upset me.
Gravy for 4? Me hole.
I need enough to float my roasties and throw a slice of bread in for moppage after.
That is just rude.
I have a fear of the gravy running out before it reaches me. My sister is the same.
Places that serve 'jus' or smears of something 'wet' applied to my plate with a paintbrush upset me.
Gravy for 4? Me hole.
I need enough to float my roasties and throw a slice of bread in for moppage after.
That is just rude.
Take four frozen prawns and put in glass. Mix 50ml of cheap yellow paint with four BIG spoonfuls of Asda rice pudding and pour on top. Add one slice of ropey looking Del Monte tinned melon for a Maverick twist. Garnish with kale and plenty of black pepper. Enjoy!
Doesn’t have to be a long post at all?!
I love to mop gravy up with bread, it's my guilty pleasure. When I visit my partner's (upper) middle class parents, it's all I can do to stop myself nipping to the kitchen mid meal for a slice. I could just imagine their faces.
Just saw a squiggle telling Jack she's been through it before and will get through it again. Didn't know Jack had already elevenerifed Covid but I suppose I should've. We will be hearing about how she 'worked through having covid for god's sake' and 'didn't even take a day off'. Can we have proof that you developed full symptoms and tested positive randomly overnight after SB was allegedly asked to isolate please Jack. Cheers
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