Looool someone beat me to it! XThat prawn cocktail! It looks like tinned rice pudding, what the fuck has she done to it?!
Can’t imagine a weighted blanket would be recommended if you had a temperature or couldn’t breathe easilyI wish someone would actually ask Jack what her covid symptoms are - she is being uncharacteristically vague. Remember how much detail we got when she had a splinter?
Why's the sauce yellow? Has she just mixed motherfucking mandarin juice with mayo?Many pages behind, but surely this is rice pudding? After Southend constabulary have cracked our case of the century they’re gonna have to look for the missing person in this dish - where the fuck are the prawns?!
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Looool someone beat me to it! X
This looks like Ginger the mummy who lives at the British museum (obvs probably stolen)Did the turkey die of old age? It's wrinklier than Lizzie Birdsworth. Terry the Sparrow looks in better nick than that and he's been dead for weeks.
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Is it a turkey? It looks like a chicken.Did the turkey die of old age? It's wrinklier than Lizzie Birdsworth. Terry the Sparrow looks in better nick than that and he's been dead for weeks.
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Surely you mean...StollenThis looks like Ginger the mummy who lives at the British museum (obvs probably stolen)
The Veganuary people will not be happy that she is doing Veganuary.
Probably stealing ideas from her tattle threads. I could have sworn a few people on here suggested that exact thing.So how come she'smulleringusing a free range chicken now, instead of standing by her cheapy frozen turkey roast thing?
I tried it once it wasn't great, but christmas can bring back terrible memories for some people so totally get it. I think as you get older, you give less of a fuck. That seems to work for me so far...I have a friend who doesn't 'do' Christmas. No particular reason, she just never has.
Her kids all go to their inlaws and she sits and watches telly with a pizza delivery. She loves it.
My youngest mini moo was jealous when i said this is what my friend did for Christmas and asked if we could get pizza too.
I'm thinking that if anyone got served the above for Christmas, they too would be dialling up for a Domino's....
https://giphy.com/G8xwi3ghEd02cSurely you mean...Stollen
We're doing something similar this year - we're having a massive Indian takeaway on Christmas dayI have a friend who doesn't 'do' Christmas. No particular reason, she just never has.
Her kids all go to their inlaws and she sits and watches telly with a pizza delivery. She loves it.
My youngest mini moo was jealous when i said this is what my friend did for Christmas and asked if we could get pizza too.
I'm thinking that if anyone got served the above for Christmas, they too would be dialling up for a Domino's....
Yep I did too. Actually now we say it, Christmas is fucking shit for some and lonely and this year more than ever so anyone who feels it this year just post I’ll be around in between avoiding my mother - either here or food and drinkI tried it once it wasn't great, but christmas can bring back terrible memories for some people so totally get it. I think as you get older, you give less of a fuck. That seems to work for me so far...
I always have curry on Christmas day because it's my favourite food. Veggie vindalooWe're doing something similar this year - we're having a massive Indian takeaway on Christmas day
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