Jack Monroe #119 She says lots of things, many of which are false

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No point in working out where it came from?
So I can't suggest #120: Jack and trace as a thread title? I know it's early but, come on!!
 
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Applause for @TurnedUpInTipp I do hope that both the dog and Mrs TUIT forgive the smell and you. Maybe better not mention that those “German women” put you up to it?
 
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Applause for @TurnedUpInTipp I do hope that both the dog and Mrs TUIT forgive the smell and you. Maybe better not mention that those “German women” put you up to it?
Thank you.
Herself is on lates and I've Nag Champa-ed the house almost into Hinduism so hopefully, it'll be gone.
Himself has fecked off to lay all over our bed as a sort of hairy protest.
 
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Personally, I would have sat down with the kids and slowly eaten it in front of them making comments all the way through on how good this was. While they sat with a single cup of cooling tea.
 
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She will have the roniest rona that ever rona'd. Perhaps Vonny can give her some tips?
 
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This! JM is more concerned with gettin praise for rinsing off spagetti hoops or doing something 'maverick' with a noodle packet than to do proper anti-poverty campaigning. Unicef has started helping kids in the UK this week, FFS.
 
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Ch4 news have a segment on lockdown heroes today, they only show Sophie Ellis bexter in the preview but this may be Jack’s first Misery-esque victory

Sadly will be missing it as I’m currently hiding behind my baby’s cot as she’s drifting off
 
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Oh no no no. I am kind of caught up I suppose (actual job means actually busy). There are many many things to say about that Christmas dinner but I am just so sad about that prawn cocktail. Not to do a Mars bar style personal essay but I'm vegan and really miss seafood and prawn cocktail is delicious nostalgia (made of unethical tortured crustaceans and poor indentured cows and migrant workers on tomato farms, but shhh), but she just made it more unappetising than the ethics.
 
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She’s claiming a top temp of 41.5 Celsius? That’s an astronomical fever for an adult. Kids can spike really high fevers (if my kids hit 41 I’d take them straight to A&E) but extremely high temps are a lot rarer in adults IIRC.

She claims to be maintaining a temp of 40 but is happily tweeting? The last couple of times I’ve had a fever, it’s been 38 and I felt too shit to do anything other than curl up in a ball.

This is all very very suspicious.
 
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Just had an Aldi ad come up on my FB - 14p veg. Red cabbage, sprouts, swede, potatoes, parsnips, and carrots. Delicious, healthy, cheap, and no need to drown in lard before eating.
Has she ever set foot in an Aldi or Lidl or are they too apparently working class for her in reality? We know she prefers Ocado. However, that where I do the bulk of my shopping and the Jags, Mercedes and other Fancy Cars outside....!
 
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this has given me memories of having suspected swine flu when my daughter was a baby. We lived in a different city from both sets of grandparents at the time and my ex was training to be a teacher and couldn't stay home - that experience genuinely made us decide to move back closer to our parents because having to look after a baby in that state was terrifying! My fever was so high that I was hallucinating and distinctly remember having to crawl around the house because i didn't have the strength to stand up. Needless to say i was not on social media during that experience.
 
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I could not type with this kind of temperature and I don't have any ailments and conditions.
Again, difficult to get sympathy if you are generally a bit economical with the truth.
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Babe, same. I had Covid a couple of months ago just like several million of others in the UK. A couple of days were properly rough. Curtains remained drawn, bed all day, didn't text, call or interact with anyone. No screen of any kind. I mainly slept. Would still not have described myself as 'severely ill'.
 
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Has she dipped that in her mug of tea
 
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FUCK OFFFFFFFFF IS ANYONE TWEETING WITH A 40 DEGREE FEVER

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH STOP BEING SUCH A POINTLESS LYING TWATBAG

Ahem, sorry, came straight here so sure I'm merely echoing the past 300 posts.

God.
 
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My SIL had covid (we think) at the beginning and for ages was absolutely washed out. We would do a family zoom call and she would just sit there (looking pale and unable to join in). At the time I was firmly convinced she was overreacting and my brother was being saint to put up with her. But now she is better and it sounds like she really did have a horrific time. She could to her family let alone type to strangers on Twitter.
 
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