IM SO UNWELL
Also.....
Also.....
Jack Monroe #119 She says lots of things, many of which are false
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“..when I grow up..” You said it, kid. You cretinous, smol-pixie-like, slop-slinging charlatan.
Getting a bubble buddy in who has got the odd travel and work commitment of her own to do is not a great idea either. She also had family over a few weeks ago. Not that anything was forbidden but hell, this does not qualify as overly or neurotically careful!!!
Bad that she is ill, I hope that everyone will recover/not catch it. And stop tweeting and get some rest when you are ill!!! I could not type with this kind of temperature and I don't have any ailments and conditions.
Again, difficult to get sympathy if you are generally a bit economical with the truth.
Bad that she is ill, I hope that everyone will recover/not catch it. And stop tweeting and get some rest when you are ill!!! I could not type with this kind of temperature and I don't have any ailments and conditions.
Again, difficult to get sympathy if you are generally a bit economical with the truth.
A friend had COVID and could only send a few messages here and there on the days they were feeling well enough to, certainly not every day, and it was usually a short reply to, 'Do you need anything from the shops?'. Another friend claimed they had COVID and was all over social media about it daily 
Oh my goodness, the pour video! It looks truly rancid.
You've made my day. Thankyou.
Jack's mum hasn't been a nurse in over 20 years, things have moved on. I doubt she is aware of how to treat a Virus only just discovered. We have the same problem with my MIL. Her best friend keeps telling her what to do regarding medical matters. She retired from being a nurse 20 years ago too. The doctor, without fail, tells MIL "that is no longer how we treat X or Y".
Christmas dinner vote Jack:
COVID Jack:
God, she's going to milk this one until the next pandemic
COVID Jack:
God, she's going to milk this one until the next pandemic
If jack doesn’t get her Christmas recipes over the line, there’s gonna be some confused souls out there wondering what to do with the turkey
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I have got a friend who I value for many many reasons but she is an incredible attention seeker when it comes to illnesses. She also has got every condition listed in a medical book and Corona provided a great opportunity to keep everyone on their toes ("I think I got it!!!/had it") and also keeping medical staff occupied. She also made a huge fuss claiming to be extra careful when she had more contacts than me. I virtually NEVER know if/when she is really ill which makes it difficult to show empathy and I am sure I have at least once rolled eyes when she had something real. Whatever it is, imagined or not, she is always incredibly upbeat when 'ill'.
Not that I am the standard for everything, but when I am ILL, I don't do much of anything anymore, texting and social media the least, but then, I am not an attention seeker.
Also I don't feel the need to prove anything.
A thermometer pic is not a proof, btw!
If she thinks she needs proof of anything she should think about why people do not believe her in the first place.
Not that I am the standard for everything, but when I am ILL, I don't do much of anything anymore, texting and social media the least, but then, I am not an attention seeker.
Also I don't feel the need to prove anything.
A thermometer pic is not a proof, btw!
If she thinks she needs proof of anything she should think about why people do not believe her in the first place.
I really can't stand the way she talks about her. Ugh.
This a thousand times. I've cadged updated guidance from a friend who works on an acute respiratory ward for the residential home I work in and it is evolving constantly. Especially the oxygen levels at which you intervene .
Oh man, COVID JM is more insufferable than everyday JM
Release the doggos!
The correct answer was a bleeping nailbrush and guidance on handwashing before she takes out the whole of Essex with her grubby mitts but hey ho.
The correct answer was a bleeping nailbrush and guidance on handwashing before she takes out the whole of Essex with her grubby mitts but hey ho.
Christ I'm personally offended that a chair with some lard splattered on it is being compared to bleeping Van Gogh
Sticky fingers to go with those gruesome nails
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But she never washes her hands! She’s a super spreaderApart from all the documented trips, extended bubbles, and photographers trooping through the crappy bungalow, she’s been fecking licking her phone to take photos. So, so very neurotic about germs and health
and where were the selfies in the designer mask? She’s one of the most blasé people I 'know' with regards precautions.
“You were so careful”
Wtf?! Did they not see the extensive list of get out clauses??
She is such a twit. Every single time I start to feel sorry for her she comes out with something like this. Also, what a ninny, the "illest she's ever been" and yet she's able to carry on mithering on about things on twitter. Ridiculous.
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