I've never heard of gravy consisting of lard, cooking spread and onions. Surely you'd get loadsa grease in your throat
This kind of reminds me of Jack's 'very good reason' why she was using that weird comic book filter that she said she was going to announce, because she was getting so much tit about how jarring it was. Of course, there was never any announcement, because there was no reason. Some dumb squiggle suggested maybe there was a reason she was using it and Jack obviously just ran with it. Such a drama llama.
Greased lightning down your throat and greased shiting out the back end. Jack really wants people to spend an inordinate amount of time stuck on the bog. Hmm perhaps it's all part of a master plan. Many people take their phones to the loo and scroll social media. Maybe she is hoping to snare some potential patreons whilst they are on an extended visit to the porcelain throne.I've never heard of gravy consisting of lard, cooking spread and onions. Surely you'd get loadsa grease in your throat
A) I'm so sorry but that recipe made me feel very strange. Blending. Raw. Onions. To. Make. Gravy.Now I did warn you before about this gravy of nightmares, but here you are:
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Yes! My husbandās aunt and cousin are like this. They offer to host (because they canāt be arsed to travel) but they clearly hate having to feed people. Theyāre tight with their money despite being extremely financially comfortable - but thatās how they manage to have so much in the first place.I know hosting is a lot of work, but I will never understand why people insist on hosting when they have no interest in feeding and looking after people. Just don't offer.
come come now, her USP is, regardless of the quality of the ingredients, guaranteed inedible slopI will say that Jack is above average at photography. Which makes it all the worse that this latest golden Xmas slop is so weird looking. Iāve seen one of the carrots is bent at a right angle she must have put turmeric on the spuds and bird (or the gold sparkle from the custard) would it have been so difficult to put some paprika on the prawn cocktail?
And whatās this now Ā£2.82 per person - so Ā£11.28 for this 3 course ādinnerā for 4?
She doesnāt have a proper USP.
Is it foodie cooking on a budget
Is it budget cooking
Is it zero waste
Is it vegan/vegetarian
NO itās not exactly any of those but it might sort of be some of them
I really, really want someone to make this gravy. I have all the ingredients (including lard, but I will explain) but I can't justify the waste of onions, cranberry sauce and chicken stock. Please will someone try it, or I might be forced to have a go myself.A) I'm so sorry but that recipe made me feel very strange. Blending. Raw. Onions. To. Make. Gravy.
B) I'm sorry but what's the point? Buy a small tub of own brand veggie gravy granules. Seriously, what's the point? If you're not going to make it properly with homemade stock etc then that's FINE. No one expects that, just use granules?
C) I'm way less sorry but why put lard in everything? Congrats your stuffing can be a vegan main! They have nothing to eat it with because everything's smeared in animal fat! Buy a small bottle of cheap oil and use that as your cooking fat instead so, y'know, your guests can actually eat things...
In short, I am now Alarmed and I don't understand why everything has to be made so complicated by her
There are loads of brands of baking spread, Stork is probably the most used. It used to be called margarine, but that got such a bad reputation, it had a rename. Sounds a little better, but is basically just Marg.Checks date of birth, checks for presence of large rock I have never heard of baking spread! Quick google brings up trex. When did it become baking spread?
Stork probably qualifies as ābaking spreadā. Itās like margarine but some people swear by using it in cakes instead of butter. Trex is like lard but vegetable based.Checks date of birth, checks for presence of large rock I have never heard of baking spread! Quick google brings up trex. When did it become baking spread?
Itās just stork. Baking fat.Checks date of birth, checks for presence of large rock I have never heard of baking spread! Quick google brings up trex. When did it become baking spread?
Ooooo I love suet pastry, I haven't made it in ages. I can only imagine Jack's recipe for a suet crust pie.Itās just stork. Baking fat.
And there does seem to be a place for lard, Iām sure @MancBee is right, itās a type of fat which has its place in a meat pie pastry. But not in my side veg!
Edit to add- see also-suet.
You have now got me imagining her making a hot water crust hand raised pie.Ooooo I love suet pastry, I haven't made it in ages. I can only imagine Jack's recipe for a suet crust pie.