ONE POTATO EACH there'd be actual murder
ONE POTATO EACH there'd be actual murderShe’s costed in 2kg of potatoes, and then only cooked 1kg of them, which is about one potato per person if she’s feeding six. We eat AT LEAST four each.
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Somewhere in Southend a shop assistant has texted their mate to tell them about a really strange woman who came in and bought three copies of the Express whilst saying "yes, yes it is me". "After she left, we were all saying there's no way that was Barbara Windsor".
SHE FOUND IT IN A PUDDLE.
Oh, did we? I couldn't be arsed looking back, tbh. Sorry, Jack x
I’ve got one of the same denim shirts - the one she wears most often (it’s 2011 H&MNo no no. I have that jumper.
Xmas gifts for others never to touch?confused dot com if you have had dried mushrooms hanging around for two years, you clearly very rarely if ever, use them. So wtf are you drying a gazillion more??? This is a classic example of wasting money, better spent on quality food for Sb
Her lard is softy soft. Or shite and white, depending what class she is NOWWhy is she measuring the lard in teaspoons, surely you would just cut a bit off and weigh it
but but but...noooo, butter IS included, she mentiones ASDA butter...but I am not sure where to obtain this specialised butter.Ffs. Lard??? Why the fuck lard, why the fuck boiled onions, why the fuck tinned mandarins????!!!
Im really sorry, she is taking the piss out of us, and angry or person who actually makes that.
Why not slow cook your onions in oil and a small amount of butter (for flavour) until they're caramelised and delicious. Most people don't buy lard, so offset the price of buying it against a block of butter.
Jack, a pack of butter is about £1.48, just buy a bloody pack, come on its Christmas
you gotta be desperate to hang onto the coat tails of monroe.With close friends, Nigella and Richard Osman, having been on SKL, I wondered if JM would be on next week doing her Christmas menu? Alas, no. It is, Gennaro and Micky Flanagan. With everyone else from DKL having appeared since, at this rate even Vix Leyton and her 6 inch heels will be on before Jack.
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Kombucha.“Surprising secret ingredient”.
Don’t tell me. Is it LARD?
We always have our prawn cocktail before Christmas dinner - my grandad insisted and worked in the coal mines so he definitely wasn't middle class! However he would have revolted if he didn't get his big Yorkshire pudding with his dinner as well, and apparently Yorkies with xmas dinner are controversial?? So who knows where our family fits!Does anyone do a starter for Xmas dinner?
We never have and it always seemed a middle class thing to me.
Even now I'm in my 50s I don't do a starter.....I prefer to keep room for roast potatoes and turkey.
My husband's family.....very middle class always have a starter. ....and do less roast potatoes. I know which I prefer
......and I also know where Jack fits in ....she's middle class dahling.
Great, maybe it can accompany the vegan crackling recipe in things that have never happened or been spoken of again.
Yeah, wasn’t it a copy of the designer one from Warehouse? I’m sure it was.I think we discovered many moons ago that it wasn't actually the £350 one.. (thank goodness or we'd have to throw grated corned beef at her!)
I mention resentment being the number one offender, Jack talks about her sobriety
Or just complete bullshitMaybe it was provided for them to highlight all that was wrong, ie incorrect use of words, overuse of words too many words etc
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