Jack Monroe #116 Burger and lies

[Into_the_tunnel]

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Who issued the Jack signal in the skies of Gotham?

Is she saying she is a stalker fan of tinned potatoes?

I am lost.

ETA I now cannot get this (or the song) out of my head

 

[Pocahontas]

Ah you know what I mean, four thingies, pages, whatsits she’s sent me all off kilter with her lack of chaos. Silver is probably relaxing in a flotation tank, listening to pan pipes! At this rate I’ll have to see what FOD is up to.

FOD - being unhinged and annoying the last
time I looked

 

[Narc ahoy]

There was nothing in SB's dream burger that required being homemade, or hacked, or simplified. She could have bought each component cheaply and easily, or just made a special request down the local burger van.

Instead, she has to duck up something that doesn't even need messing with, by squishing some bollock sausages and calling it a burger. I bet SB was disappointed that she even managed to bastardise basic junk food.

 

[jenny2603]

No update on her Insta profile where our frugal chum is still feeding a family of three on £20 every week.

 

[Blurp]

FOD - being unhinged and annoying the last
time I looked

Hardly unusual!

I rather got bored with him at the beginning of lockdown and now I have no idea what's happening there. Anything exciting happened or is he still scraping the bottom of the barrel of interest while numbers drop?

 

[bazzam]

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Who issued the Jack signal in the skies of Gotham?

I would say that she is more of a beggar than blogger.

 

[Pocahontas]

Hardly unusual!

I rather got bored with him at the beginning of lockdown and now I have no idea what's happening there. Anything exciting happened or is he still scraping the bottom of the barrel of interest while numbers drop?

The last time I looked he was running through the woods like a Blair Witch victim

 

[jenny2603]

I would say that she is more of a beggar than blogger.

That was the Old Jack before she got Waddelled in The Scotsman. We must now await her new incarnation.

 

[Knit one Pearl one]

Jack popped up on a make-up page this time last year looking like this. At the time I was still fully Jackified and I thought she looked stunning. In fact I still do but how much of it is real? View attachment 339714

Think I know which one you mean. *Taps side of nose and nods.

 

[Cookiecookie]

It's so freaky to me that these are all within the same year! It's like a conference of jacks from alternate realities.

I'm heading towards 41, and my look hasn't changed that much in my entire life, never mind a single year

 

[JoyceDivision]

I would say that she is more of a beggar than blogger.

Beggars SHAN’T be choosers.

 

[SoulRebel]

We get onto some interesting topics when Jack is quiet and I agree with Pocah, it's nice to have a rest from her

I'm here for the handbag and hair loss products. You can keep your big girl bras to yourselves.

 

[DeviledSmeggs]

While it is quiet I would like to share what I saw on twitter. I cackled and then proceeded to attempt to explain why it was so funny. The person who made it has nothing to do with Jack, but I would like to hire her to make Jack related memes. Enjoy!

 

[Readingismyhobby]

It’s a tv show

Thanks

 

[PoorPatrol]

Is she saying she is a stalker fan of tinned potatoes?

I am lost.

ETA I now cannot get this (or the song) out of my head

The slop’s gone cold I’m wondering why I
Got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up the window
In my crappy bungalow

 

[blurstoftimes]

I wonder which Jack would win in a fight. I reckon Cockney Jack would try and use banter to escape combat. Landslide Jack could be unpredictable and therefore dangerous. Obviously Slopbot would have them all in a rumble.

my grandfather is dead
MY grandfather is dead
Well MY grandfather is dead
BUT MY GRANDFATHER IS DEAD
NO MY GRANDFATHER IS DEAD!!
MY GRANDFATHER IS DEAD!!!!!!!!!
MY GRANDFATHER IS DEAD

*repeat forever*

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

The slop’s gone cold I’m wondering why I
Got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up the window
In my crappy bungalow

Now this is why this thread is the best thing on the internet.

thankyou thankyou thankyou

 

[NP]

The slop’s gone cold I’m wondering why I
Got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up the window
In my crappy bungalow

And even if I could, it’d all be brown
But my postcards on your wall
They remind me that it’s not so bad
Not so bad

 

[Readingismyhobby]

They all share one thing - the smiles and facial expressions don't look genuine, they look forced. It doesn't matter what is happening around the edges, whether it be make-up or hair or even in the touched up photos, it all just serves to frame her one feature that is authentic and fixed - her cold, dead eyes.

I find her eyes scary, like a shark

 

[ChickenPorridge]

And even if I could, it’d all be brown
But my postcards on your wall
They remind me that it’s not so bad
Not so bad

Dear SKL, I wrote you but you still ain't callin', I left my two mobiles, my email, and agents at the bottom. I tweeted Matt AND his wife, they must not have got them. Anyway, get to absolute duck I'm taking a break from TV