Bold. I like it.Holy tit squiggle! Someone has landed the article at her feetwith massive side of sarcasm
Jack Monroe #114 i, slopbot
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I’ve just done a Kardashianesque hand flapping screech! No. Way! She’s going to flip. I don’t know how Twitter works, can her squiggles see something that she’s tagged in? Is she able to block or delete it?Holy tit squiggle! Someone has landed the article at her feet
I am hooting. I programmed Slopbot to be a parody of her but she's truly just a parody of herself. By the way, Jack, your one instance of 'thankyou' means 'mushrooms blended to mince texture' will be added to the ingredients class. 'Any mushroom' is already in there but I'm sure you knew that anyway, dear heart.
@Switchstreetz The Sloppies are *chef's kiss*, I was getting quite concerned about choosing the most appropriate responses. It's hard to believe all those are mere highlights from the last ten months.
I'm presuming they were immediately deleted and blocked?!Holy tit squiggle! Someone has landed the article at her feet
Brilliant Sloppies! Just submitted. You'll have to tell us how many entries you get overall, I'm intrigued!
Looks like that squiggle donated several times to Jack and is now realising that Jack is actually much more affluent than she is. Her first tweet says "Imagine how you'd feel if you gave lots of little donations to someone in what felt like just about affordable chunks because you thought they really needed help. It all adds up to £1452."Holy tit squiggle! Someone has landed the article at her feet
Oh, @Switchstreetz - The Sloppies are all that a Frau could wish for 
I have cast my votes, and it was tricky I've gotta say!
I have cast my votes, and it was tricky I've gotta say!
I read “holy tit squiggle” like “holy slop Batman”Holy tit squiggle! Someone has landed the article at her feet
Ffs I was on my way up the mussels and pears to bed and this kicks off...
Squiggle gave lots of little bits of money to grifter Monroe did she? Popcorn gif
Professional, tmi, etc.
Sorry if this has been posted already, I was busy streaking whilst my husband was on a Zoom call. Anyway, I noticed this:
I’m collecting receipts
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The squiggle who tweeted her the Scotsman article (ETA same Squig as in @HotesTilaire receipt above)
That poor squiggle. I listened to that documentary, “Desperately Seeking Sympathy” and I understand better how people can be lured in and end up donating what they don’t really have. Shocking. Jack truly needs to be revealed as the Big Bad.
Streaky tweets deleted.
Too short.
This is just for posterity.
This is just for posterity.
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No way!
If someone's given nearly FIFTEEN HUNDRED quid to Jack without stopping to question it long before now, then frankly that's their own stupidity. I call bullshit Edited to add: Sorry, after reading further posts above, I realise it's a bit harsh to use the word stupidity, people clearly can and do get sucked in. Sorry, squiggle.
Just voted in the magnificent Sloppies! Truly a work of art. Of course, I just had to be a greedy little goblin.
I found one category difficult. There are entertaining lies with twit and then there are the ones like Grenfell and the poverty cosplay which boil my blood. I went for entertaining (and ridiculous) in the end, as instructed.
I found one category difficult. There are entertaining lies with twit and then there are the ones like Grenfell and the poverty cosplay which boil my blood. I went for entertaining (and ridiculous) in the end, as instructed.
Jack's unfollowed Laura Waddell
Incey is on her way ! 
A massive thank you to all the Fraus who keep us up to date with screenshots etc
A massive thank you to all the Fraus who keep us up to date with screenshots etc
Between Slopbot and The Sloppies, and everything else, I'm not sure I could you horrible lot even more! Need time to contemplate my votes though (more so than a recent local election anyway)
I'm glad the squigs are waking up, and feel truly sorry for the ones who got sucked in. Imagine a lot of them feel somewhat embarassed by donating to her, when their own finances weren't great.
The streaking episode was ridiculous, no wonder they've been deleted!
you horrible lot even more! Need time to contemplate my votes though (more so than a recent local election anyway) I'm glad the squigs are waking up, and feel truly sorry for the ones who got sucked in. Imagine a lot of them feel somewhat embarassed by donating to her, when their own finances weren't great.
The streaking episode was ridiculous, no wonder they've been deleted!
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