I think the bodybuilding lasted about two seconds; the pescatarianism possibly none.why did she even say she was a pescotarian bodybuilder? she looks great in that photo, but does not look massively toned and there is nothing with that. why the fuck would attach that label to yourself?
Sleeping was a mistake! I missed so much. But what I must say, is the Sloppies as a whole...I remember when I de-lurked in thread #100 and rattled my loneliness jar, how the personalities of the cabal made me feel a little less like I was drifting in my new lockdown job (I love the job itself, FWIW). The Sloppies is the culmination - the gifs, the presenters of awards on top of the actual content *chefs kiss* it is just so perfect. As well as being funny, there is a real compassion behind it, our collective desire to see Terminator Squiggle win, to get back winter fuel money, to expose those who seek to exploit others whilst they scamper in the nuddy pants with mummified dildos festering amongst rusty spoons.I'm like 20 pages behind so hope this isn't a weird time to come in but:
THE SLOPPIES ARE NOW LIVE
(At least I think, hope and pray they are anyway)
please tell me if it doesn't work
I've tried it on a laptop and an android smartphone and it seems to be working!
Winners will go up on Tattle, not sure of date yet but im thinking close submissions Tuesday 15th Dec & announce on thread Sunday 20th? (Taking feedback on this though, obviously we need to pick a specific time and then be about half an hour late as well, in true JM fashion)
Can I suggest putting your phones in the next room? And perhaps spending some time on a desk plan? Just a few tips I’ve picked up from one hausfrau to anotherThank you @traumatised sideboard and @Switchstreetz for your efforts on behalf of us bitter and twisted hausfrauen and herren. The Sloppies and Slopbot have brightened up my wfh days no end this week.
Now fuck off x (I need to do some work that’s not faffing about on the internet).
thread title nominationthey scamper in the nuddy pants with mummified dildos festering amongst rusty spoons.
this is definitely expensive pasta! Possibly Waitrose.We have new posh crockery slop this evening.View attachment 333825
Not sure if poor Terry’s family would appreciate him being remembered as a mummified dildo. Bless his soulthread title nomination
Thank(space)you dear Frau - I am actually quite disciplined (ish). My boss has been kind and not piled on too much work since I’ve had COVID and a pretty shit year in general.Can I suggest putting your phones in the next room? And perhaps spending some time on a desk plan? Just a few tips I’ve picked up from one hausfrau to another
If just one squiggle would tag DHOTYA ("Didn't Happen of the Year Awards") in the comments I would make us all an enormous, buttery bucket of popcorn. It would bring a throng of pitchfork-wielding and utterly tact-free sceptics down on Jack's head. I'm not generally a fan of their piling-on ways but in this case it would be excellently karmic.
We have new posh crockery slop thi[[/vening.View attachment 333825
Isn't that binge eating?
I’m jack MonroeThe sloppies went viral overnight- 230 responses!!!
The reason im posting though: we now have a "get to fuck" pacman, i know at least one of you is lying you scamps!
(http://imgur.com/a/mW9hTU1)
(Or Jack enjoyed the form so much she completed it twice...don't do that, it's cheating Jack!)
I don't understand this, why is she writing these out? They're not recipes. It isn't a meal plan nor is it an itinerary of her cupboards. It's just a list of foodstuffs that is being sent out on Twitter late at night.
CommiserationsI’m jack Monroe
I'm pretty sure she got tagged by DHOTYA years ago for something SB allegedly said or did, and has long had that account blocked...If just one squiggle would tag DHOTYA ("Didn't Happen of the Year Awards") in the comments I would make us all an enormous, buttery bucket of popcorn. It would bring a throng of pitchfork-wielding and utterly tact-free sceptics down on Jack's head. I'm not generally a fan of their piling-on ways but in this case it would be excellently karmic.
Edit: apologies, was grunking (permanent state of grunk these days, innit?). @Flash123 got there first.
https://giphy.com/S0uEDL0DFFMhWI’m jack Monroe
Just read the article! Wow! Finally... Has she read it yet I wonder?!Early thread suggestion
Jack Monroe #115 The Scotsman’s got your number
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