I agree, except in this scenario it would be an ex-husband which is even worse? Like taking the work call out of it imagine sharing a house with an ex during a pandemic and he saunters around in the nude for lols? Hella weird af. And that's BEFORE you start thinking, christ, who was on that work call and what were they talking about when Jack made her appearance?@Switchstreetz thank you for the sloppies, your writing / image selection were superb. Mirroring other fraus I grinned throughout the whole thing, it’s insane this isn’t even a YEAR of someone’s life
On streaking - sorry to be a boring serious frau and trigger warning but is it not a sex offence to do that...? Like if someone hasn’t consented to seeing your nude body in person it’s bad enough but on a WORK CALL it’s even worse? Not in a reaching way cos Jack does enough that warrants valid critiquing but what would we all be saying if one of our husbands did this......
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My ribs stick out like that..calling it descended like the way u describe starving African children's bellies? That's awful. I just say my ribs stick out a bit. What the hell is wrong with her!Me seeing someone call out JM regarding the article
Realizing it’s from a transphobe account with tons of bigoted stuff
The band of 38 seems way off for her frame I wear a 38 band and I’m a US size 14. She more than likely is a d/did/e but a much smaller band like 30/32. Bras are so easy to get sizes wrong! Also I’m thinking that American/European sizes might be slightly different. But pretty close I think.
Even when I was really thin I was like a 32 ddd. But those boobs are (were) so tiny and far away now
Remember when she posed bare breasted for a political thing? And then that one time she, conventionally attractive as she is, posted a thirst trap in her bra or bikini claiming that even though she has a deformed leg and was heavier or something she was going to be brave? God it was SO obnoxious and clearly for compliments. It was one of the earlier times I remember being like, what the hell is she constantly trying to get attention for? Disingenuousness makes me crazy and I think many of you are the same!
ETA it was her actual boobs under writing. Not her tomboy photo shoot when she was younger. It was her bear chest along with an “I’m sorry mom and dad, but this is important” sort of thing.
ETA/ETA This was the photo.
Distended ribs? Um ok. Disfigured leg? I don’t see anything. Looks to me like a thin, conventionally attractive woman using the body positive movement to fish for compliments.
This is weird because at no time since she started doing her £20 shops does she ever record buying mature cheddar cheese 
Thank you @traumatised sideboard and @Switchstreetz for your efforts on behalf of us bitter and twisted hausfrauen and herren. The Sloppies and Slopbot have brightened up my wfh days no end this week.
Now duck off x (I need to do some work that’s not faffing about on the internet
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Now duck off x (I need to do some work that’s not faffing about on the internet
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Naaahh the land of make believe, the bungalow is far too cold, she does not do laundry at that time, she’s on her own
I can relate to terminator squiggle. I occasionally donate via paypal to someone I follow on twitter who is in hardship, disabled and chronically ill. They share a lot of their life online and I believe they are genuine and it's a nice feeling to be able to help someone who needs it.Poor terminator squiggle. I think people who have known hardship and are now just about doing ok are very vulnerable to these grifters. I have given lots of times to patreons, tip jars etc because I can remember what it was like when we never had any money. (we never had any money because mortgage and childcare is expensive even with 2 working parents in public sector jobs, we paid all our bills and ate cheap
In spite if this I am sad to say my JM experience has made me more wary, although thank duck I never gave her a penny.
This squiggle is another journalist, no blue tick tho hence squiggle. I don’t want to doxx but they have written for legit publications with high consumer trust, but not the sort of place that a Jackie exposé would fit, which is a shame.
Shitting hell, didn't think it possible these days but nope, she's managed to make me cringe up my morning coffee. It's a talent she has. That photo, the words, it's all so bleeping awful..Me seeing someone call out JM regarding the article
Realizing it’s from a transphobe account with tons of bigoted stuff
The band of 38 seems way off for her frame I wear a 38 band and I’m a US size 14. She more than likely is a d/did/e but a much smaller band like 30/32. Bras are so easy to get sizes wrong! Also I’m thinking that American/European sizes might be slightly different. But pretty close I think.
Even when I was really thin I was like a 32 ddd. But those boobs are (were) so tiny and far away now
Remember when she posed bare breasted for a political thing? And then that one time she, conventionally attractive as she is, posted a thirst trap in her bra or bikini claiming that even though she has a deformed leg and was heavier or something she was going to be brave? God it was SO obnoxious and clearly for compliments. It was one of the earlier times I remember being like, what the hell is she constantly trying to get attention for? Disingenuousness makes me crazy and I think many of you are the same!
ETA it was her actual boobs under writing. Not her tomboy photo shoot when she was younger. It was her bear chest along with an “I’m sorry mom and dad, but this is important” sort of thing.
ETA/ETA This was the photo.
Distended ribs? Um ok. Disfigured leg? I don’t see anything. Looks to me like a thin, conventionally attractive woman using the body positive movement to fish for compliments.
Yes!!! And sorry to be a bore but trigger warning xx it’s well documented the challenges of working at home with kids so there’s a possibility work screens are in eye line of children? This may not be the case for everyone but I was regularly chatting to a colleague’s pre teen kids, they’re inquisitive so like getting involved.
This sooooo needs the Alan treatment
Fab work there fellow Frau, the novack nail was the most difficult (and most
inducing)Both are in my opinion
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So they are not eating the ‘ready meals’ from the freezer then?This is weird because at no time since she started doing her £20 shops does she ever record buying mature cheddar cheese
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Funny that. Unless BB/housemate/ex/not ex has been on another cheese buyer expedition...?
That is awful
she is totally shamelessIts really ramping up now, if she wasn’t worried before, she should be now, the lid is being lifted. Without her pay pigs she really will feel the cold
There is another instamum on tattle who has no job, but was earning from insta swipes etc. She is a horrible racist, homophobe, etc etc, some members took it upon themselves to contact all the companies her and her partner were working with/earning from, they have been cancelled, she is not earning, so it does work.
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In her beach body shake rant pic, she's saying that ALL bodies are beach ready. Yes!! Of course they are, and it's a very valid point, so why does it look like she's photoshopped her waist?
Also....go go go terminator squiggle!
Also....go go go terminator squiggle!
Could you please post the link again, these threads move so fast I've lost it!
I’ve gone back to thread 1 and I am HOOTING! This Bobby dazzler really got me - maybe THEN you didn’t read them and wade in for an argument but we all know that changed...
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There is another instamum on tattle who has no job, but was earning from insta swipes etc. She is a horrible racist, homophobe, etc etc, some members took it upon themselves to contact all the companies her and her partner were working with/earning from, they have been cancelled, she is not earning, so it does work.
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It’s like she’s JUST watched ‘salt, fat, acid, heat’ and now thinks she’s hacked the magic cooking formula. Shame she didn’t cotton on before she started sharting out her putrid slop into the world: the closest she’s ever got to a winning formula is stock cube, vegetable oil, Sarsons malt vinegar, simmer it until it’s bleeping evaporated into thin air. Yeah that’ll do the trickBUTTER, BUTTER, BUTTER, BUTTER...but but but she can’t afford butternow she’ll never be able to eat her faves
my heart is
for poor Jackie
The Lord's work.
Busy with her telly show 
Busy bleeping up another opportunity because she's awful more like.
And she hasn't stopped reading since. Bless.
Busy bleeping up another opportunity because she's awful more like. And she hasn't stopped reading since. Bless.
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