Jack Monroe #113 I beg your pardon, she’s got a hammock in her rented garden

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Regarding the photo she's put up......she does realise that we've all seen what she actually looks like thanks to the GQ video right?
 
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Her self esteem must be in her boots. She is always on the beg for people to like her pics she is such a teen. Like for looks or is it rate for looks. I can't remember.
 
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She’s got more heads than bleeping Worzel Gummage - shame it’s always her “daft head”
 
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What even is that top thing?! I mean is it a thermal vest. Why is she posting pics of her in her Underoos? Isnt that sort of thing saved for a lovers eyes or am I even moe old fashioned that her?!
It is indeed, she's just inadvertently missed off @Channel4News whilst uploading her post
 
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But Louisa knows exactly what she looks like, she saw her only a few days ago. It would be like me sending a picture of David Gandy to my partner saying look at what your missing.

I look as much like David Gandy as she does to that picture. (I'm the dead spit of him obviously 😂)
Yeah but does Jack know what she looks like? Honestly think she spends so much time in her fake twitter/insta world, she's got a totally warped view of how she really looks. Also she's probably expecting a deluge of comments saying how gorgeous she is (oops, most of them are about the hair, sorry Jack 🤷‍♀️) and that will make Louisa jealous...
 
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Imagine posting a photo of yourself wearing £190 worth of shapewear whilst still trying to pretend that you can't afford butter.
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there’s some blurring round the tops of her arms - assume where she’s tried to make them thinner.
 
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Oh God. Why is she taking her clothes off again? Is it the sideboards birthday?
 
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New thread, if someone wouldn't mind doing the honours with mega recap and Jack for Dummies link?
 
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