Some more Sloppies nominations for the "Most Bizarre Lie" category (though, let's face it, with how easily "bending the truth" comes to Our Jackie we could be here all night):
- "My budget doesn't stretch to butter at the moment"
- The tenancy for the
crappy bungalow which is somehow both fixed term and rolling
- "I always shop locally and ethically"
- "I'm 90% vegan but occasionally have to eat oily fish for my joints" = inhales Five Guys burgers, yellow-sticker chicken slices,
and more eggs than Gaston
- "I don't eat sugar these days" within hours of posting about eating sherbet dips, doughnuts, chocolate bars, etc
- Invented Healthy Start vouchers
- Grew up "on food stamps" [note for clarity: she didn't actually say this, but piped up "That's me!" when someone on Twitter asked to hear from people who'd lived that experience]