Jack Monroe #110 Hands up, who likes me?

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I'm absolutely skint as always but looky here, this expensive second hand or not, pristine, middle class as fuck looking random chair would look amaze in my shitty, freezing cold RENTED flat. Tally ho, onward, just 2.9 more miles to push the old fucker
 
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So she wheeled this chair for an hour but can’t do daily small shopping trips?

Mother of god.
Back to professional Masterchef (old series) I go......
 
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What do we all think is in the colouring book of pointlessness this week? Wake up? Think about having an idea? Breathe?
 
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Right so nearest vintage stores seem to be about 10 miles away, unless she got it for 50p at Age Concern. C’est possible?
 
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Big hugs to you @Pixieboots - it's absolutely awful to watch family go through addiction.
 
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She's so full of shit it's unreal. Why show the thing and then have to quickly get the shovel out to downplay the fuck out of it. She MUST enjoy it, it's the only explanation
 
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Actually Jack, if you read your beloved Guardian as closely as you claim, you would realise it was Wells.

Stop being a smug twat. Salisbury is just the one people say when they don’t know any others.
Think she's attempting to make a 2 year old joke about the Russian spies cos she's not only dead funny but also has her finger on the pulse.
 
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Just a few hours until she goes viral. Not the first virus this year, I bet hers will be just as unpleasant.

I can hardly contain my indifference.
 
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I was just thinking - as I was boiling my potatoes, steaming my kale and carrots, and grilling my sausages for dinner - whether Jack has ever shown a meal/recipe where all the ingredients are whole on the plate, as in, not slop? Does Jack ever eat carrots as carrots, and greens as greens?
 
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She's going to boil those poor mussels to death isn't she? What's the point of putting a nice ingredient into yet another of her signature boring sloppy sauces? The mussels should SING Jack! Also I thought you were allergic to tomatoes?
I thought she was deadly allergic to shellfish.
 
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