Jack Monroe #110 Hands up, who likes me?
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No doubt Jack's quiche will be the best, most delicious, perfect quiche ever made. Everyone (there is only her there at the moment, isn't there?) will love it, it will be gobbled down quicker than you can say "Jack's a vegan........ish".
The main question is why a legendary kitchen maverick needs a quiche recipe in the first place 
I never ever not ever want to eat a quiche with tuna or frozen broccoli in, thankyou. And I love quiche.
Cos it’s never been maverick enough for her to waste time on. She’s too busy making pine needle, kumquat and cuckoo spit stuffed coxhinas.The main question is why a legendary kitchen maverick needs a quiche recipe in the first place
Why the poor eat poorly
The Government has U-turned on free school meals. But moralising about people's diets won't help
unherd.com
If she now claimed she was laying her own I'd not bat an eyelid. *Alan shrug Gif*
She literally has every food and liquid known to man in her fridge or freezer from a few weeks ago. Apart from butter
Just waiting for one of her squiggles to suggest anchoiade quiche and for her to respond, "OOOOOOOOOOH" 
Imagine if the head of C4 news just did the cabal a solid and publically Tweeted a photo of the butter (that there definitely bleeping is) in the Smeg.She literally has every food and liquid known to man in her fridge or freezer from a few weeks ago. Apart from butter
There's always the Hellmann's recipe!
www.hellmanns.com
Quiche Lorraine | Hellmann's CA
Creamy Quiche Lorraine recipe, with crispy bacon, Gruyère and Hellmann's® Real Mayonnaise wrapped in golden brown pastry.
I await the usual "this recipe serves 4. Reader -it did not serve 4".
🥱Regarding the mince pie toastie thing, a quick Google shows many recipes for them dotted over the internet, so she hasn't invented these. This one from Sainsbury's website looked interesting, pastry instead of the bread, still made in a sandwich toaster but no cheese inside, served instead with mascarpone.
Mince pie toastie
Give the traditional mince pie recipes a twist with this festive toastie. Find more recipes at sainsburys.co.uk| Find new ideas and inspiration with Sainsbury's Recipes.
Maybe this is a sign that I need to eat but the idea of marscapone, puff pastry and mincemeat sounds like it could go well together!? The whole Jackaptation of adding cheddar just made me think it would have to be bloody good quality cheddar, not that chewy milk mass-produced supermarket rubbish. Would probably mean you'd have to go without butter for a bit longer though, but hey, you won't be needing to butter the bread anyway given the mincemeat is so sloppy!I await the usual "this recipe serves 4. Reader -it did not serve 4".
Regarding the mince pie toastie thing, a quick Google shows many recipes for them dotted over the internet, so she hasn't invented these. This one from Sainsbury's website looked interesting, pastry instead of the bread, still made in a sandwich toaster but no cheese inside, served instead with mascarpone.
Mince pie toastie
Give the traditional mince pie recipes a twist with this festive toastie. Find more recipes at sainsburys.co.uk| Find new ideas and inspiration with Sainsbury's Recipes.recipes.sainsburys.co.uk
ETA: Actually, I'm thinking through the flavours in my mind, that salty taste of the cheddar with mincemeat just isn't sitting right with me.
So where have these eggs appeared from? Milkman? Brambley mice harbouring chickens under the hedge?
in order to make quiche, you need to be able to cook, slop won’t cut it.
But but you need butter to make pastry.She literally has every food and liquid known to man in her fridge or freezer from a few weeks ago. Apart from butter
No Jack. James just said what you tweeted angrily about when people were pointing to your £20 weekly shop. And don't come for James Bloodworth you worthless piece of spaceView attachment 323520
Why the poor eat poorly
The Government has U-turned on free school meals. But moralising about people's diets won't help
Note to Jack - cream cheese is by its very definition soft. You don’t need to call it soft cream cheese. Also that’s for SB’s lunch sandwiches this week, don’t be leaving him plastic cheese slice on bread for the next two days.
I hate quiche. And I hate tuna. Why do I dwell here reading endless fishy egg combos that give me the boak?
Insert stand by me pie contest vom gif
I hate quiche. And I hate tuna. Why do I dwell here reading endless fishy egg combos that give me the boak?
Insert stand by me pie contest vom gif
Having visions of the finely chopped kale dust mixed with the soft soft softy cream cheese and now I want to cry
She has lard and mayo. Same thing...But but you need butter to make pastry.
I've just remembered that horrible looking toastie she made a while ago (a frau has it as their profile pic - I can't remember who though, sorry & thankyou) - the outside of the toastie didn't look buttered. Was that a subtle hint to the Jackolytes that she couldn't afford butter I wonder?
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