Jack Monroe #108 You’re really good on camera mate, honestly
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I think it's the emojiobviously don’t play minecraft but have been led to believe it’s a gateway for kids getting into coding as they make mods in game? What’s not to love about that?!
ETA that’s sincere it sounds sarcastic and I can’t figure out why
but seriously my 10 year old plays a fair few weird games but minecraft is very creative! Poor SB, not allowed to enjoy minecraft and not allowed to enjoy DW books
My god that is a depressing recipe.
She actually hates food, doesn't she?
No oil, no seasoning. She describes the sausages as "homogenous mush". How appetising.
The boy wanted sausages for tea, but cooked them in a Bolognese? So he didn't actually want sausages then? And your story is exposed as a lie, as per usual? If he wanted to turn them into mush why didn't you advise him to buy some mince?
Saving on washing up by cooking the pasta in the sauce? It's one extra pan which doesn't need scrubbed as it only cooks pasta in water. Not exactly an earth shattering amount of labour saved.
Mine craft is a brilliant game lots of skill involved the online version of Lego I’m always so impressed by what my boys used to build with their imaginations !
I might be imagining things but didn't she write about taking SB to an abattoir once? (@Marmalade Atkins)
Also - arseholes and eyeballs 2 years ago...plus ca change 2020.
She left off “working very closely with Marcus Rashford behind the scenes because it was all my idea and I invented healthy start vouchers”
"Bailiff at the door...number 4"
"Lady doctor's orders...number 9"
"Ouchy legs eleven"
"Two little sideboards, 22"
"Ask for more, 34" (didn't even need to change that one)
"Two fat cloves of garlic, 88"
Etc...
(On a permanent grunk, sorry if someone's already beaten me to this!)
I don't understand the hatred for Mud pies either. My SB who's the same age preferred mud pancakes which led to an interesting look when he tried to flip one in the reception mud kitchen. Cue me collecting him at home time wearing his PE kit with filthy hair, whilst his teacher kept apologising whilst the other teacher, who taught my eldest shouted across I told you she'd think it was funny . Many an hour of my childhood was spent making perfume from roses and puddles
It really is! And for someone who’s meant to be raising awareness of the reality of disabilities, how does she not realise how inaccessible these walls of text are, to so many kinds of people!?
Aah I’ve just seen I’ve missed out the word watching on this, I’m no multitasker. I have nothing on Jack.
Everything she says and does is always dripping with narcissism. The way she speaks about her son is something that really bothers me. It’s not overt, but covert, narcissism. You can piece it all together if you observe someone long enough. It’s little things like his DW books, the ever changing stance on his sausages, feeding him slop, moaning about him and embarrassing him. Then “disagreeing” with minecraft. She can’t genuinely find fault with minecraft if she lets him have his own telly and an x-box/ipad/play with actual lego. It’s always all about negativity towards someone else’s interests and hobbies. Degrading them via their choices and what they enjoy. That’s how narcs wear people down. Their victims see a sliver of light, I.e. normal functional behaviour elsewhere, and start pulling away.
you forgot 7 and 6 was she worth it. Which I thought for years was the going rate for something rude but is in fact the price of a wedding licence in old money
I can’t see any sausages in the pic, have they been puréed?
She does seem to have problems with things he enjoys.
It’s a close call, which is worse, the 'food' or the scummy hands?
do you think mackie and soap have been formally introduced?
My favourite bit was when Ruth said 'well done! as Jack poured green slime on raw pasta.
He probably plays it at his dad’s house.
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