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Jack Monroe #108 You’re really good on camera mate, honestly
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29 I destroyed the For Sale sign
@MancBee did you get a response from Trussell Trust.?
Frauen und Herren, I have a terrible confession to make. twit gave me the idea to rinse tinned meat just now.
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My cats are very happy with Lidl's cat food, a tin between them plus dry food. I alternate between the fish six-pack and the meat six-pack. However, they hate the mint jelly part of the lamb and mint tin so I put it in a sieve and rinsed as much of the jelly off as I could; got about half off and I'll see whether more of it has been eaten later.
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My cats are very happy with Lidl's cat food, a tin between them plus dry food. I alternate between the fish six-pack and the meat six-pack. However, they hate the mint jelly part of the lamb and mint tin so I put it in a sieve and rinsed as much of the jelly off as I could; got about half off and I'll see whether more of it has been eaten later.
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Jack can't do bingo, any game where the objective is getting a house will trigger her.
If this ends up being the inspiration for Jacks new book "Pets on a Bootstrap" I will assist you in any way I can to sue the Mediterranean arse off her.
As a side note who the duck thought it would be a good idea to put mint in cat food? I love cats but they're drawn to utterly horrible smells not lovely fresh mint.
Aside from the whole glasses/hair combo being quite a choice
, further proof that she edits her photos to look like a sickly fragile waif. She looks healthy in those screenshots.
Shut up! Jack can do bingo bigger than bingo has ever been done, she has the bingoist bingo that anyone has ever seen. She's just busy colouring in her things to do chart right now.
Don't touch them best colouring in pens, K?
Maybe they got confused between cat mint and catnip.
Not yet, I did get one of those holding ones. We thank you for your email and will pass it onto the relevant person, you will receive a reply etc etc.
I will chase it up if I haven't heard back in another week or so.
It's not a new magazine, btw. This is the start of a 4 page apology on Twitter from the editor on October 29th last year.
ETA: Apologies - I know this is a callback to a lot earlier in the thread, but I've been BUSY!
ETA: Apologies - I know this is a callback to a lot earlier in the thread, but I've been BUSY!
I thought this too. Ah how the candid cam can't lie eh?Aside from the whole glasses/hair combo being quite a choice
Without wanting to seem negative, this Breakdown magazine doesn't seem sustainable. The founder, Hattie, seems to be funding it from donations or Patreon, or even paying writers via PayPal donations. There's so much on mental health these days from so many places, it just seems very shaky to me.
Who is Hattie? Did she have a blue tick because I've no idea who she is?
It looks like it's her magazine and she's hired Jack to write for her. God knows why.
I want to preface this by saying I've had mental health problems so this doesn't sound glib, but I don't want to read a magazine named Breakdown just like I don't want to fly with an airline called Crash
From the nasty troll email post, these squiggles have this to say. Why yes I am absolutely miserable and full of hate
don't know about the rest of you lot
don't know about the rest of you lot
Bingo- 38, completed it, mate.
Guys you don't even know how hilarious this lot are. There are far far worse ways to spend your time than laughing at a ridiculous narc grifter with your internet pals 
Also, if it’s a mag about mental health issues, isn’t the title a bit ... off?
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