Come and sue us Jack...we will humiliate you happily in court.
Keep monitoring is all you like, it isn’t a crime to call out people for their lies.
Keep monitoring is all you like, it isn’t a crime to call out people for their lies.
Jack Monroe #108 You’re really good on camera mate, honestly
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Dirty and uneven AGAIN
And I'm very happy to see her photos of the floof! Cooper is a gorgeous boy.
Just watched this for the first time, HOLY duck she was bad, just awful. It's not often that a cooking segment elicits roars of laughter. And she comes across as generally wasted in that period, in my humble opinion. When she has her back turned to the camera to prepare the pasta, completely forgets the world of responsibility going on behind her, a fair question seems to be 'what the duck is she on'?
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harderfaster i always *do a squeal* when i read your posts. Such a magnificent way with words.i truly have nothing to add to the past 24 hours...there is no word in the english language to properly express my extreme feelings of second hand embarrassment
I despise this Jack
I'm watching Supermarket Sweep and they've got to find a NAIL BRUSH!
I think this is her kid's hands so less said the better but uhhh hopefully getting basic hygiene lessons from the other half of the fam
It’s the sausage story.
She's really making ADHD her brand,isn't she. Every other tweet mentions it.
I know this isn't important but...why does she disapprove of minecraft?!
The afflinks on that recipe are hilarious. She crowbars in a reference to cheap tins not having ring pulls so you’ll need a can opener. LINK. Then pop them in a pan. LINK. Put them in a container. LINK.
She probably throws a DW-esque wobbler every time he builds a house in it, wailing and clawing at the floor asking him why what she's provided for him in real life isn't good enough
She is a liar though - this is just yet another thing she lies about on the long list of lies about everything. If people can’t see that it’s patent nonsense that she looks like a 12 year old boy in her pics, instead of a mum in her mid thirties, then they will definitely see it when they catch the next grand TV unveil! I prefer the lies about her pixie eyes to her lies about eating smartprice food subsidised by poor people.
obviously don’t play minecraft but have been led to believe it’s a gateway for kids getting into coding as they make mods in game? What’s not to love about that?!
ETA that’s sincere it sounds sarcastic and I can’t figure out why
It’s funny that she doesn’t like Minecraft because there are loads of studies out there about Minecraft and the benefits it has for children with autism. It has helped my nephew a lot and now he wants to be a video game designer when he grows up. I’m sure she already knows all that already.
Edit: overuse of the word loads
Edit: overuse of the word loads
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Omg what you said here I totally relate to. Me and Mr Cow had had dealings at work before but when we actually properly met was when he was coming round the office selling raffle tickets for one of his best friends daughter, who has cerebral palsy - they were raising funds to convert the house to have a lift etc. I'm not trying to blow my own trumpet as that wasn't how it was at all but that was how we bonded, I saw a lovely man raising money for a cause I thought was incredible - let's just say this cause gave me the love of my life but also I now know the girl with cerebral palsy and she is one of the most amazing people I've ever met and she would hate to be defined by her disability.
I do agree with the content of your post and I know I'm relatively new so I don't want to step on any toes but as someone who has experienced psychosis (soz, no kewl abbreviation) could we please not throw 'psychotic' about as a descriptor for negative behaviour? There are plenty of other more accurate ways to describe the astonishing myriad manifestations of tosser that she is. Thankyou x (christ I don't meant that as sarcastically as it sounds)BeautifulTrauma said:
RE: cringeworthy social media presence. She was 100% one of those girls who spent all day on Myspace changing her bio and top 8 friends list, she absolutely has the mentality of a mid-2000s teenage girl which is cripplingly tragic for someone in their early thirties.
I think she enjoys shitting on things other people like, from a great height.
Thank you!Super behind so sorry if I’m repeating anyone, but there’s a few emoji dictionaries available online, this seems the best from a quick search xx
The Emoji Dictionary
Search for iPhone and Android Emojis with options to browse every emoji by name, category, or keyword.emojidictionary.emojifoundation.com
Too short.
Thank you very much.
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