I don’t believe any of those television gigs until I see it with my own eyes. No one is going to give her a full series either. That’s bollocks.
Today's recipe has a classic Jack intro which I'm SURE has been discussed on these threads really recently? I'm getting all Groundhog Day with her but I recall the intro and not the recipe? Anyway other than that it's great how much care she puts into these things, apparently "you can replace the bag with a bag"It’s just like ‘razor wars’ isn’t it? What next? Rice & Quadruple Bean Soup? FFS.
Never did get the big reveal after this build up did we?I love trying-to-keep-a-secret Jack because it’s always such a puttering anti-climax after she’s spent weeks palpably fizzing with hints of How Great and Career Changing it’ll be, and it turns out to be 4 minutes of her making an absolute penis of herself in one form or another.
Thank heaven for small mercies.Never did get the big reveal after this build up did we?
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Credit - @NorthernSoul
Haha Jack's FuCk YoU haterzzz list is tragic. 'Had conversations about an idea'
That is like trying to read a Wordsearch puzzle thing..Today's recipe has a classic Jack intro which I'm SURE has been discussed on these threads really recently? I'm getting all Groundhog Day with her but I recall the intro and not the recipe? Anyway other than that it's great how much care she puts into these things, apparently "you can replace the bag with a bag"
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I think what she's referring to is this single text messageThe thing is though, those messages saying 'yeah let's discuss something in the future' aren't an actual project. It's what you say to people to get them to leave you alone. Because at the end of the day, it isn't up to you. You're going from one contract to the next.
I've worked with so many people who say 'can I send you my idea for a show?' after I've worked with them and I say yes of course. But the reality is, the commissions and the development comes from the TV company......that they then pitch to a channel. And going by her recent performances I seriously doubt TV companies are beating down the door of her shitty bungalow to work with her....
But what do I know, look at the list
That's to the wife of the bloke who filmed it. The top secret bloke we triangulated in 9 minutes‘Needed to’. Surely super feminist Jack could have said no?View attachment 318753
To be fair to Jack, and I do try to be fair at least once a thread, I think I get what she is trying to say. Ie, what she is doing is a small thing, that she is happy to do as a contribution to something she supports. She just worded it badly.......And I accept a new columnist job where I tell the world I'm doing it for free before I've even started and my stated aim is to 'bang out' what they need in half hour - so committed, soooo professional. Definitely not hard work.
That’s the one! Thank you (two words).This?
Too short - is it this?
She can't even reply to a text about work without unnecessarily mentioning her ADHD. There's no need to shoehorn it in where it has no contextual meaning. For what possible reason did she need to mention it?
I mean, if there ever was a court case (which we all know will, sadly, never happen) it will just be Jack reeling off loads of accusations and then the wonderful @Marmalade Atkins standing up and calmly and quietly showing the receipts that disprove. Every. Single. One.Yes, she said "that's my bedroom+office at the moment" to a squiggle.
Just wanted to send a virtual fist-bump and wish you well. It’s a horrible thing, the black dog.I would like to second this. Thank god for you guys as where I am just now, I need to see the positive, rational, realistic, non-judgmental, non-controversial honesty that you mothering bunch of ninnies give so freely.
I think Jack is dangerous with her “tweet first, think later” and the fact she blames a lot of her defects of character on medical conditions is sickening.
I have had the longest visit from the black dog in a long time, and it’s still bounding about looking a bit like that drawing I’ve shared. It’s funny, when I’m in here cracking crappy jokes and overusing the gifs, I start to doubt that I’m depressed because I wouldn’t be able to do that surely? But this is my escape and I love the wit, the honesty, the sheep...all of it. Well, not her pictures of food because,.
You are being far more empathetic to her than she is to us.To be fair to Jack, and I do try to be fair at least once a thread.
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