I believe she blamed her Mediterranean arse.
I believe she blamed her Mediterranean arse.What did she blame it on last time? No way she doesn’t notice, phone doesn’t get put down long enough
What did she blame it on last time? No way she doesn’t notice, phone doesn’t get put down long enough
'Cornish' was in the brief, it was that or something unspeakable with body fluids from Rick Stein..Thoughts:
I have that tea towel and bowl from a range at Tesco. I had been very fond of them until now.
Yarg isn't cheap. That hunk of it behind her did not cost pence.
It is a complete waste of it to put it in a fish pie as it has a mild flavour.
Sigh.
To be fair, my mate's arse sent me a Monzo request for something like £674.67 the other day. Frightened the life out of me.Is she really doing the butt text thing again. Jack your top of the range phones both have lock screens. This isn't a thing anymore. I don't think my cringeometer can take any more
I can believe it! But if the exact same thing happened again the next week you'd be like look, if you need money just askTo be fair, my mate's arse sent me a Monzo request for something like £674.67 the other day. Frightened the life out of me.
She could have made a fish pie 'cornish' pastie using spuds and smoked mackerel, would've been cheaper. I know that's not proper cornish, but veganish isn't vegan either.'Cornish' was in the brief, it was that or something unspeakable with body fluids from Rick Stein..
Matters not, just as potatoes are potatoes, cheese is cheese.yes because he ran out of Yarg
Cornish-ish?She could have made a fish pie 'cornish' pastie using spuds and smoked mackerel, would've been cheaper. I know that's not proper cornish, but veganish isn't vegan either.
Or Stargazy Pie, given her fondness for sardines/pilchards.She could have made a fish pie 'cornish' pastie using spuds and smoked mackerel, would've been cheaper. I know that's not proper cornish, but veganish isn't vegan either.
Sweet baby cheeses.are they babybel cheeses on his outfit?
I've got this image of stargazy pie with bits of tinned sardine poking out around the edges, maybe jm could get SB and BB to fashion small hats for the sardines out of tin foil and felt pen lids.Or Stargazy Pie, given her fondness for sardines/pilchards.
I'd pay to see her try that...
Cabal, I come to you tonight in penitence. I am sorry made that photoshop of Jack holding Brenda's banger. Having had it thrust upon me unexpectedly (twice!) in this thread by @Montrachet I realise the true horror of what I've done. From now on, I'm a changed sideboard. No more suggestive close-ups of flabby bangers.
Unless they're under a spoiler.
Yes - I am no hairdresser and even I know it’s crap. Glad to have it confirmed by the professionals though. Perhaps you can enlighten us if she decides to photo the bald patches after having some clipper action or photoshop fun.Right so I’ve never posted just been quietly reading these threads for months but never needed to contribute you’ve got it all covered (and been entertaining me to no end).
but THIS the ‘I’ve still got patchy bits but I can cover it up’ nope nope nope. I’m a hairdresser () and you cannot cover supposed patchy bits on hair that short it’s not possible?! I’ve got clients who do have stress related alopecia and frankly her whole ‘my hairs falling out’ rhetoric is utter bullshit and it’s not fair on people who do suffer from this arghhhhh.
Sweet baby cheeses.
Watch for a picture of it to turn up on Twitter in a day or twoI've got this image of stargazy pie with bits of tinned sardine poking out around the edges, maybe jm could get SB and BB to fashion small hats for the sardines out of tin foil and felt pen lids.
Likewise, but that’s mostly because just about everything she says is shrouded in lies. The thing is it’s not even as though she is one of those people that stretches the truth and kind of gets swept away into believing what she says, a somewhat innocent exaggeration with enough truth that it can nearly be excused. No, she seems to plan the lies she tells to provoke reactions and to manipulate those invested in her. It’s so calculated and menacing.Yes - I am no hairdresser and even I know it’s crap.
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