Jack Monroe #106 She’s ‘aving a carafe

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Silver Linings

Silver Linings

Aside from the Marcus thing, comedy arc? Jack you absolute clown. What a state of affairs that you’re tweeting this to the world.
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xoxo

xoxo

According to her gigantic to-do list, she hasn't ordered the Patreon postcards from Vistaprint yet.

Looks like we'll have another Guardian article from her to enjoy soon too! (If she gets it done...)

The full-sized version of that list has a lot of info on it. If it was me, I'm not sure I'd want to share my gigantic to-do list with the world, even when redacting loads of it! Especially if people are supposedly stalking you...
 
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ChickenPorridge

ChickenPorridge

Looks like a nightmare tbh. If she spent half as much time actually working as she is making these colour coded charts full of fantasy-plans. Call Marcus has me hooting, you must always remind yourself that she only started following him on Twitter a few weeks ago.
 
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Silver Linings

Silver Linings

I honestly don’t think I can handle the cringe of her talking to MR and it not bringing about her end. If he likes her or if she gets plaudits for doing duck all when he is so inspirational then the world is just shitter than ever and i’m going to live in the north pole.
 
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bignose28

Meanwhile in my actuallyautistic home office - a massive 2018 wall calendar (totally empty). Tbf my career is more terminally stalled than JM's, and I don't have an ADHD dx or a shitload of amphetamines associated meds.

Fuckit! 2021 is the year I start living my life according to the book of Jack. Will document my progress online for the VuLtUrEs fraus in colour-coded charts. First up - who wants a twix?!!!!
 
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Ellabella

Ellabella

So she's spent all day pissing around drawing that thing and colouring it in? Rather than, you know, just actually getting on with some of it? That is just the sort of thing a 16 yr old does to avoid revising for their GCSEs.
 
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Fruitjack

Fruitjack

Shesaidwhat? said:
For some bizarre reason I had a look at his Twitter account and I’ll be honest I want my mum 😳😳. Jack if this messages pops up on your next Twitter grunk. DO NOT give him any personal details about you.
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Babe, same x
 
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xoxo

xoxo

I would loooooove to know what percentage of her day she has spent drawing out that stupid thing, colouring it in, then showing it to Twitter. I reckon at least 40%.
 
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Walkdengirl

Walkdengirl

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She could have ticked a fair few things off the to do list in the time it took to make that beautiful chart. And I say that as a terrible procrastinator myself. I know bullshit busy work when I see it!
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It's the Arnold rimmer thing again isn't it?
 
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Oofadoofa

Oofadoofa

The desk of a childish person with no proper work to do, she really loves cosplaying the autistic/ADHD characters too. Nice Mac and keyboard she has there, not cheap, and the perfect tools to churn out article after article, tweet after tweet and blog post after blog post telling everyone how poor she is..
 
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