Hi Jack I've got some garlic, spices and a smudge of mustard downstairs, what type of vampire repellent can i make?
Should i be sprinkling it in a circle around me, do I bung the crucifix in a curry?? #lockyourdoorsandwindowslarder
(But seriously do not interact with that fan anymore have you not SEEN a daytime thriller movie?? Broad rule for twitter: if you suspect there's a non-zero percent chance that someone may wish to wear your skin as a hat, do not engage)
Should i be sprinkling it in a circle around me, do I bung the crucifix in a curry?? #lockyourdoorsandwindowslarder
(But seriously do not interact with that fan anymore have you not SEEN a daytime thriller movie?? Broad rule for twitter: if you suspect there's a non-zero percent chance that someone may wish to wear your skin as a hat, do not engage)