Tune in same time tomorrow to find out in the ‘Amazing True Adventures of Jack Monroe (5ft 1.27 inches)’
Tune in same time tomorrow to find out in the ‘Amazing True Adventures of Jack Monroe (5ft 1.27 inches)’Who is this mysterious new Client? What could she possible offer and to whom?
It couldn’t be Marcus could it? Surely not.Who is this mysterious new Client? What could she possible offer and to whom?
Asda have come out with a vegan beef Wellington, saw it when I was last in. I am 10000% going to plump for that instead of this nut roast. I like my food to be edible, especially on a festive occasion!Oh piffle, she’s been mentioned in the same timely nut roast article as THAT MAN.
Shoring up a table with a wonky leg
and none of them lockdown larder! So helpful she only needed to do it for two days.'so will be a bit quiet on here today.'
Forty-eight tweets before 5 p.m.
I've just hooted at thatNo-one else in the universe has Autism and ADHD like Jack.
Despite being medicated for ADHD she still finds it impossible to function.
Please, please, give just five pounds a month to help this poor urchin to pay rent on her large bungalow by the sea.
£10 will go towards an Ocado top up food delivery.
£25 will enable this impoverished soul to put a deposit down on a new hammock after the last one rotted away due to being left outside in winter.
Please dig deep this winter, and give what you can.
I'm a bit late to the desk/calculator discussion, but my one question is why she appears to have some kind of anal bead sculpture on her desk?
I sort of assumed this was a slip. That her housemate did buy it, but ages ago, in her previous incarnation as MrsJ.Has she deleted the tweet that says that her housemate bought it from TK Maxx ages ago, or am I just missing it? I was just thinking that that tweet kind of didn't make sense to me. The original tweet (in my opinion) made it sound like the vase/carafe was new, since she specified that her housemate bought it, who hasn't been there that long. So if she's had it for ages, why specify that her housemate bought it?
Happiest of birthdays, Frau! May your coming year be filled with joy and free of Jack Monroe recipesSmeghead, I honestly keep thinking your profile photo is a wee willy
It’s my birthday today and I’m trying not to be miserable about it. No cards in the post. We’re a bit skint but I did manage to make Mom’s sexy banana, chocolate and tahini pudding for later.
Good grief, can you imagine being on that Zoom call and watching Cack swig awkwardly from that stupid blue vase? It wouldn’t have been a subtle sip either. Bad Zoom manners!
A wooden calculator - because she’s quirky and a bit out there! Make sure you don’t puppishly chew it Jack!
We have to start calling her Sicknote, there is always something ,albeit minor, wrong with herI'm 2 threads behind atm but have just seen the "toothache". Does she actually know what tootache is? As far as I'm aware, you don't get toothache from "chewing on your lip". Sure that would hurt but it's miles away from real toothache. Is she just being totally thick and overly dramatic? (It's Jack, of course she is. Why am I even questioning this?)
Happy birthdaySmeghead, I honestly keep thinking your profile photo is a wee willy
It’s my birthday today and I’m trying not to be miserable about it. Birthdays just aren’t the same when you’re an adult! I did manage to make Mom’s sexy banana, chocolate and tahini pudding for later.
Good grief, can you imagine being on that Zoom call and watching Cack swig awkwardly from that stupid blue vase? It wouldn’t have been a subtle sip either. Bad Zoom manners!
A wooden calculator - because she’s quirky and a bit out there! Make sure you don’t puppishly chew it Jack!
It’s part of her filming equipment, some kind of twisty tripod thing to hold the camera in. I know this as Mr A bought the same one for a friend who is a photographer.I'm a bit late to the desk/calculator discussion, but my one question is why she appears to have some kind of anal bead sculpture on her desk?
No not a wee willy, but a SEVERE ouchy swollen finger caused by a HUGE splinter that needed a trip to the pharmacy!! No birthdays are certainly not the same when you get older and even worse in Lockdown!! Hope you enjoy your delicious sounding pudding and have a lovely evening still. Big hugs.Smeghead, I honestly keep thinking your profile photo is a wee willy
It’s my birthday today and I’m trying not to be miserable about it. Birthdays just aren’t the same when you’re an adult! I did manage to make Mom’s sexy banana, chocolate and tahini pudding for later.
Good grief, can you imagine being on that Zoom call and watching Cack swig awkwardly from that stupid blue vase? It wouldn’t have been a subtle sip either. Bad Zoom manners!
A wooden calculator - because she’s quirky and a bit out there! Make sure you don’t puppishly chew it Jack!
Hang on so is she now agreeing it is a carafe?
Nah just more hinting that the housemate is Louisa and they used to be a FAMILY before SHE LEFT *sob* but couldn't they be that again and what JAPES could the two of them get up to with that carafeHas she deleted the tweet that says that her housemate bought it from TK Maxx ages ago, or am I just missing it? I was just thinking that that tweet kind of didn't make sense to me. The original tweet (in my opinion) made it sound like the vase/carafe was new, since she specified that her housemate bought it, who hasn't been there that long. So if she's had it for ages, why specify that her housemate bought it?
I think they are called Gorilla stands..I'm a bit late to the desk/calculator discussion, but my one question is why she appears to have some kind of anal bead sculpture on her desk?
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