Came on to attach the preposterous sandwich tweet.
Where’s your toothache gone then?
She’s bloody Pinocchio
Where’s your toothache gone then?
She’s bloody Pinocchio
Jack Monroe #105 The slop thickens
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ME ME ME ME ME ME etc
what ************ is that?
she really puts me off food
one (pickle) gherkin on a burger is one too many, without all the other crap, toothache my arse.
SAINSBURY'S?!? Where is this located in the panopticon of supermarket hellscapes? I know Asdas has gone from a Nando Perrado trek to just round the corner but Sainos is a new one on me (I, a thread 100 wanker)
Hello everyone. I have a pain in my toe from stubbing my knee on a doorframe. Just thought thousands of you needed to know that I will be quiet for the rest of the day. Signed, me, a person in their 30s.
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Miguel Barclay invited to be a judge for Fortnums, he also got sent a free breakfast parcel, didn’t see Jack when he showed the rest of the panel
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I look forward to the never ending ‘stream of consciousness’ posts.
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She most like actually counts posting a photo of herThis is her being quiet on twitter
I have that very same beetroot thing, it was reduced to about 20p in our local Asda, along with quite a few other Polish ingredients
At the top.of her Instagram it says £20 per week shop for 3?.who is the 3? The cat?
My toe/knee is absolutely ouchy but I'm now spending the day doing intense ballet footwork. On the tips of my toes.
Because I'm maverick.P.s. that sandwich is rank!
It’s ‘ouchy’ mouth that triggers me.
She’s a trivial, attention-seeking knob. How a professional woman in a high profile job can pander to her, defies belief. She should just shut the duck up.
My boy has been through chemo this year and pretty much vomited up his stomach lining. His mouth was so ulcerated he could only eat the blandest of food when he could manage anything. Even a glimpse of that abomination sandwich would have made him ill.
She’s a trivial, attention-seeking knob. How a professional woman in a high profile job can pander to her, defies belief. She should just shut the duck up.
Her kid, the cat and the rabbit. BB and Jack eat the Waitrose stuff and Ocado shop.
I thought she wasn't tweeting today owing to SEVERE ouchiness (send red lipstick and doggos) and the strong urge to punch her(self) in the face (I can empathise).
Jack Monroe #106 Preposterous
She used to be all colourful 50s style. She's now full-on goth. Weird to start your goth phase in your 30s...You know she's moved west now? She's about 4 streets away from me. Did a big grandiose self introduction on the nextdoor app, complete with photos
#no1currrs
She matches her look to whatever guy she's with at the time. The 50s housewife was to match her previous fiancé who was all old-fashioned tweed suits and suchlike. Her new husband rocks more of a goth look so hey presto!
Why would you slice a pickle thinly - then it won't be crunchy!! also - puke.
I have just sent you a shopping trolley. Hope you'll like it.
What! No doggos or floofs?
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