Jack Monroe #105 The slop thickens

[NP]

Liking gherkins and horseradish and beetroot doesn't make you edgy or give you a personality. Like many people, I like strong-flavoured stuff. Other people don't. I honestly don't know what else there is to say on the matter. It's so bleeping boring.

This is the woman who goes on about being 5’1.7 like it’s a personality trait. She’s just so zany guys!

 

[Scarletfever]

This is the woman who goes on about being 5’1.7 like it’s a personality trait. She’s just so zany guys!

With itsy bitsy teeny weeny pixie fingies, they're so small and cute!

 

[Alansbigplate]

undocumented bread

You’re like the Nigel Farage of baked goods dear heart

 

[TurnedUpInTipp]

Share this dislike but would also add, in addition to her laying claim to recipes that she likely has found online is the mind-boggling hypocrisy of kicking up a massive-victim of the most egregious artistic plagiarism-fuss if someone so much as mentions one of her (stolen) recipes without giving her the credit she feels she deserves.

While also saying that there is no copyright on recipes. I presume that only works for the recipes she ponces.

 

[Emmapism]

Jack Monroe #106 Put it in the bin

 

[Boyo]

Liking gherkins and horseradish and beetroot doesn't make you edgy or give you a personality. Like many people, I like strong-flavoured stuff. Other people don't. I honestly don't know what else there is to say on the matter. It's so bleeping boring.

How dare you, Harry. It’s not boring, it’s one individual’s complete bleeping identity.

 

[Veronicaaa]

With itsy bitsy teeny weeny pixie fingies, they're so small and cute!

Don't forget the tiny dormouse ears and sad little face

 

[Pocahontas]

Don't forget the tiny dormouse ears and sad little face

She’s just so puppishly honest and enthusiastically naive! (Actual footage of her tweeting her scathing essays)

 

[Mycuppatea]

Jack must be the least stoic person I have ever come across. Every slight mishap is treated as catastrophic and ruins her day - splinter, hurt shin, sore lip. Honestly my small grandaughter copes better with ailments.

Yet she - a woman in her thirties who devotes a whole weekend to live tweeting a splinter, makes a photo journal of a black eye and subsequent A&E trip, and makes Ouchy Mouth into an entire lifestyle (except when frantically scoffing pickle and horseradish sandwiches prickly with crisps) - labours for 30 hours in absolute silence?

I, as a person with an invisible disability, try to give the benefit of the doubt to others on the same boat but someone disabled with arthritis who needs to be picked up off the floor regularly yet stilldoes 25,000 steps a day indoors, dances all day in heels, hikes twice a day to the supermarket, lifts weights, sofas and 93kg sideboard, punches and kicks adult men, sits down twice a year and sees standing in queues as a nice break from her 20 hour days - I just....struggle to believe.

 

[Veronicaaa]

She’s just so puppishly honest and enthusiastically naive!

 

[Boyo]

She’s just so puppishly honest and enthusiastically naive!

duck me, how many recipes is that puppy banging out!

 

[Pocahontas]

duck me, how many recipes is that puppy banging out!

Eighty a day, of course!

 

[Smeghead]

duck me, how many recipes is that puppy banging out!

Leave it be, it works 21 hours a day for duck sake

 

[Pocahontas]

 

[Boyo]

Eighty a day, of course!

I guess one paw print is curry, two paw prints is dhal and a nose is stew. Job‘s a good ‘un.

 

[Smeghead]

I guess one paw print is curry, two paw prints is dhal and a nose is stew. Job‘s a good ‘un.

Is a tit on the screen Anchoïade?

 

[Boyo]

Is a tit on the screen Anchoïade?

Only if he’s eaten one of the fabled eggs.

 

[Clarends]

3 random comments.
She doesn't have a clue about lockdown cooking and eating. Mine is big order, and forget or run out of stuff and either get it from deliveroo grocery (expensive) or go without. And I'm lucky to get easy deliveries. Popping to the shop not an option.

I wonder if the chaoses are generated the same app that sends out the recipes. It would explain why they don't match up with the days behaviours.

One of the covid19 microscopic pictures looks like anchioade.

 

[Mokie]

Yet she - a woman in her thirties who devotes a whole weekend to live tweeting a splinter, makes a photo journal of a black eye and subsequent A&E trip, and makes Ouchy Mouth into an entire lifestyle (except when frantically scoffing pickle and horseradish sandwiches prickly with crisps) - labours for 30 hours in absolute silence?

I, as a person with an invisible disability, try to give the benefit of the doubt to others on the same boat but someone disabled with arthritis who needs to be picked up off the floor regularly yet stilldoes 25,000 steps a day indoors, dances all day in heels, hikes twice a day to the supermarket, lifts weights, sofas and 93kg sideboard, punches and kicks adult men, sits down twice a year and sees standing in queues as a nice break from her 20 hour days - I just....struggle to believe.

Don’t forget the 22 mile ‘yomp’ when she was in the Lake District. Considering she walked with a stick for a while, I can’t help but think of Lazarus.

 

[HotesTilaire]

Title suggestion: it’s beginning to look a lot like slop-mas