The return of Scottish Jack!
Jack Monroe #105 The slop thickens
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The return of Scottish Jack!
Did she set up the tripod just to lie next to him? Or was BB roped into being her photographer? “Louisa, can you take a photo with me lying next to the cat please? I need some Twitter likes”
FFS she has more ailments than my husband and that is saying something.
SO QUIRKY with her inside out vest top and totally unswollen face.
Funny how she looks a lot less skeletal and drawn than she did in that photo from the other day...
Swollen = not facetuned?
"Sorry about my clearly edited face", you mean Jack?
Amazed she let that one slip through the net tbh, she actually looks her age
Must be cos BB took it so time for more extremely subtle hints at what an adorbs fam they are
Does anyone else think that what with 2 of Louisa's ex colleagues/friends being in I'm a celebrity this year, so she will undoubtedly want to watch them, we will be due regular chaoses between 9-10pm for the next 3 weeks to ensure JM draws her attention back to her?
Jack: I have to go now so bye! Definitely won't be back because *insert whatever bullshit reason it is today*
Also Jack:
Also Jack:
Swollen face?
That's the squiggle who sent the trolley!
Dino naps'll do the trick when it comes to staying off twitter! Also will result in "staying up all night" (hopefully not disturbing BB!)
"all the remedies" ?? Clearly not you complete cretin, as you repeatedly keep doing the same thing. What about those teething beads etc etc?
Those were just to wear on the Hellman’s live thing after she made such a big hoo-ha about her Ouchy Mouth the weekend before. Probably in the communal skip now.
You’d think with BB back, Jack would limit the chaos, but in the week (?) she’s been back we’ve had weekend splinter chaos, midnight shin chaos, and now ouchy mouth chaos. It must be exhausting to live with.
Oh. She’s deployed the floof and I thought she’d lay off the ickle wickle puddy tat tit.
Deep fat fryer a are supposed to heat the oil to a certain temp and stay at that temp. Pans of oil can get hotter, hence the fire risk.
Again she misses the whole point that when cooking anything you are supposed to watch it and not duck off into the hallway to dick about with phones or set up crappy photo backdrops.
Why does she always miss the point.
(About the flavoured peanuts)
Just checked and I don't think it is. Similar usernames though
I don't know alot about Ed, but the fact she blends everything screams to me as someone not comfortable with food as it makes it look like a drink, if you know what I means and doesn't contain calories. I don't know but that makes me uneasy as people hang off her words and that could be potentially dangerous in the wrong hands.
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