I wouldn’t be surprised if BB is living there at weekends officially now but still in London for work during the week. Probably did the original tweet in case anyone caught her there during lockdown so they could say they are in a bubble. She probably does long hours with her JOB, so it makes sense for her to be in London during the week..Makes sense given that there's been no mention of her daily cookery lesson..and Jack's been up through the night Twittering the past two nights. And now tagging the ex again
I'm such a gossiping ninny
Literally every recipe that I've cared to look at so far serves 4+. How she can say most of her recipes serve 2 is beyond me. Flicking through my copy of TCC most recipes say they serve 4 ranging through to 10 with a handful of serves 2's , and they usually say 2-4 lolJack this morning vs Jack this evening
Have to say if it was a choice between that and the "sandwich spread" I'd take my chances with the yellow sticker.A yellow sticker stale sandwich to be eaten the next day. What bountiful treats Mamma!
Thank god she (claimed) to be on some Government committee that made sure kids weren't being fed shite in their packed lunches..All she feeds her poor son, according to her, is a daily dose of carcinogenic shit, paired with cheap cheese, and cheap bread. I literally cannot stand what she feeds him. She’s the narc mum from hell.
It's good that she's finding shopping for food less stressful.
Do you reckon you can make soap from eggsIt occurs to me that after a solid month of egg consumption her cholesterol must be through the roof. Eggs, eggs and more eggs. Peeyew!
She really is the toddler with the potty isn't she?Cringe so bad for her, she's so desperate, always tagging blue tickers who never reply, they just "like" her tweet.
Little head pat for Jack. Now go away back to your egg and sprout monstrosity.
I think food hygiene should be top of the list she regularly freezes, reheats etc, feeds uncooked flour, and we won’t mention the hand washing, food on floor, polluted cutlery drawer, the rusty knives, she does not have a clue what the words mean.Instead she's going to reheat it in a slow cooker casserole, then freeze it to be reheated again another day. To keep "safe on the dates". Not it seems, safe on basic food hygiene
Also - #EPHEMERA
Absolutely. With lardDo you reckon you can make soap from eggs
the slop thickens.Considering the name of this thread, this is really interesting, the comments are growing too. Remember our friend Kirsty?
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Just the sheer piss-taking arrogance of twats that do this. “Everyone else is so, so wrong and I, of course, know exactly what’s right but I choose not to get involved because it’s easier to sit on the fence pretending I know the answers when in reality it all goes right over my head because I’m a self-involved simpleton”.For any new members, as I'm not sure it's in the 'Jack for dummies', dear heart @Emmapism is using phrasing from JM herself:
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The difference is that I like Max Headroom. Tons more personality than Jack
Outstanding work! Hahaha!I ranked the most common Jack personalities from worst to best.
GRIFTER JACK: The worst Jack, bar none. TBH it's hard to say anything funny about a rich person conning the poor. Habitat: knee-deep in the Asda bargain bin.
VICTIM JACK: Life is hard when you're a non-binary autistic alcoholic ouchy-mouthed arthritic tattooed vegan lesbian single mother 2nd generation immigrant with ADHD currently lying halfway under a train. Habitat: on top of any passing bandwagon.
PILE-ON JACK: #BeKind, you cunts. Habitat: the reading room of the British Library, vandalising David Walliams books.
ACTIVIST JACK: Changing the world, one dinosaur nap at a time. Not as actively harmful as Pile-On Jack, but three times as smug. Habitat: an undisclosed location in Whitehall, surrounded by political prisoners.
MANIC JACK: She's a singer! She's a Scot! She's a Trekkie! She loves dogs, wacky sandwich shapes, advent calendars and James Bond. And somehow, despite having more intense passions than a Jilly Cooper hero, she is still boring as fuck. Habitat: on the piano at the Groucho.
SHIT COOK JACK: The most harmlessly amusing Jack (unless you are her dinner guest, in which case call 111). Her experimental anchovy and pomegranate salad with American cheese slice sauce will leave you feeling like someone's been stroking your wrist. Habitat: inside a blender, on a sideboard.
FLOUNCING OFF TWITTER JACK: Silent Jack is the best Jack. Habitat: on a sofa, napping like a dinosaur. Or should that be a mink?
That is a tiny portion for her main meal of the day. I have no idea of the calorie content, but I doubt it would be enough for someone who is as active as our Jack (tongue firmly in cheek). Is it served in an ashtray?
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