Thread title?Ask and ye shall receive, an indirect reply on Twitter : D
The nation can now sleep soundly for Jack's finger has been miraculously cured
Thread title?Ask and ye shall receive, an indirect reply on Twitter : D
The nation can now sleep soundly for Jack's finger has been miraculously cured
I find it very telling I’ve never seen her and Jonathan Nunn (editor of Vittles) interact on Twitter.I have real respect for the people who know / have worked with / met her but have just completely dingied her. Like, they get it! <shoutout to Billy Bragg and Ruby Tandoh, amongst others>. She's alienated so many people that all she has left now is her wee squiggles who daren't say anything to question the grand jack narrative. She's reduced to rinsing them but she's completely fucked herself left, right, and centre - politically and metaphorically.
Alas managing a prepayment meter is beyond Jack's weird little puppybrain due to her SEVERE autism and ADHD which would cause her to howl at the meter rather than simply top it up from her ample income. Personally I think she's missed a trick, prepay meter drama would be great for extracting funds from the paypigs "HOOOOOOOWL, I can't afford to charge my Nokia and won't be able to share any of my vital life saving recipes", "WAAAAAAIL we're having to bathe in ICE COLD water", "Maize snacks for tea we've been cut off" and so on.I don't understand why she wails to the sky, paws at the floor, rolls around in agony at the prospect of a meter? She was earning £28k when she had a meter, she could just chuck a few hundred on it and forget it exists...? Most of the flats I've ever rented had meters in, once they're in they're in init, I didn't contact the LL like darling I'm actually very comfortable pls remove it this isn't very good for my personal brand, don't want any company seeing it and thinking I'm a PEASANT!!!
Lightbulb moment: Not understanding the full meaning of "fauna" explains the "90% vegan" claim.He came home with flora, fauna and a worm.
The worm must belong to a whole other classification system of its own.
Linnaeus must be turning in his grave.
Could you not SEE the hole! Scarred. For. LIFE.We saw alleged SEVERELY Splintered Ouchy Finger yesterday holding that mushroom Jack, there was nothing wrong with it.
Look it's what Linnaeus would have wanted. Now duck off xLightbulb moment: Not understanding the full meaning of "fauna" explains the "90% vegan" claim.
And Linnaeus is DEAD! (And how many crazy recipes for povs did he fling together? Exactly!)
I could 100% see her taking this look up, one more incarnation of the Jack persona.
Must be the dib dabs 🫓Guys! Have we ever listened to this podcast before? Skip the first 20 mins as the hosts just waffle on and on about boring crap but I'm 5 mins into Jack talking and she's already claimed to work 21 hours a day, mentioned that she looks ill and insulted the hosts by saying 'you look how I feel', complained about how stressful lockdown larder is and made a reference to paying the rent...
Adenoids sound REAL swollen
Ep224: Apocalypse Jellyfish | Featuring cook and author Jack Monroe - The Kitchen Is On Fire
Today on the damn TickyOff cook and author Jack Monroe is back. Jack reveals all about their hashtag #jackmonroeslockdownlarder and what’s been going on at Tin Can Cook HQ since the coronavirus lockdown began. It seems to involve twenty one hour work days, an undercut rapidly growing out of...poddtoppen.se
You actually have more security for the prepaid meter as they have what's called emergency funds which last you until you get more money in ( later that day). I think it's about 2 quid and it also won't switch off after 6pm to allow you to get to a shop. I know this because the odd them it happened when I was a teenager and my mum was working till 9pm. We still had light the next morning until she got to the shop.Alas managing a prepayment meter is beyond Jack's weird little puppybrain due to her SEVERE autism and ADHD which would cause her to howl at the meter rather than simply top it up from her ample income. Personally I think she's missed a trick, prepay meter drama would be great for extracting funds from the paypigs "HOOOOOOOWL, I can't afford to charge my Nokia and won't be able to share any of my vital life saving recipes", "WAAAAAAIL we're having to bathe in ICE COLD water", "Maize snacks for tea we've been cut off" and so on.
Oh my goodness, I've listened to it and don't know where to start. I think the most ridiculous claim is "I don't block people on Twitter any more." Though there's a few other corkers The admission that she Googles the answers to her lockdown larder questions is quite revealing, as is her admission that she eats stewed steak (90%vegan that she is)Guys! Have we ever listened to this podcast before? Skip the first 20 mins as the hosts just waffle on and on about boring crap but I'm 5 mins into Jack talking and she's already claimed to work 21 hours a day, mentioned that she looks ill and insulted the hosts by saying 'you look how I feel', complained about how stressful lockdown larder is and made a reference to paying the rent...
Adenoids sound REAL swollen
Ep224: Apocalypse Jellyfish | Featuring cook and author Jack Monroe - The Kitchen Is On Fire
Today on the damn TickyOff cook and author Jack Monroe is back. Jack reveals all about their hashtag #jackmonroeslockdownlarder and what’s been going on at Tin Can Cook HQ since the coronavirus lockdown began. It seems to involve twenty one hour work days, an undercut rapidly growing out of...poddtoppen.se
Her reason for no longer being vegan: 'I've got arthritis and my joints were like 'hello we need some omega 3 and tit''.Guys! Have we ever listened to this podcast before? Skip the first 20 mins as the hosts just waffle on and on about boring crap but I'm 5 mins into Jack talking and she's already claimed to work 21 hours a day, mentioned that she looks ill and insulted the hosts by saying 'you look how I feel', complained about how stressful lockdown larder is and made a reference to paying the rent...
Adenoids sound REAL swollen
Ep224: Apocalypse Jellyfish | Featuring cook and author Jack Monroe - The Kitchen Is On Fire
Today on the damn TickyOff cook and author Jack Monroe is back. Jack reveals all about their hashtag #jackmonroeslockdownlarder and what’s been going on at Tin Can Cook HQ since the coronavirus lockdown began. It seems to involve twenty one hour work days, an undercut rapidly growing out of...poddtoppen.se
It's actually crazy how much of a broken record she is! She brought up her 'landmark libel case' too. You can tell the hosts dislike her by the end of it.Oh my goodness, I've listened to it and don't know where to start. I think the most ridiculous claim is "I don't block people on Twitter any more." Though there's a few other corkers The admission that she Googles the answers to her lockdown larder questions is quite revealing, as is her admission that she eats stewed steak (90%vegan that she is)
There's so much to pick apart, but as always she goes unchallenged.
It's funny when she complains that the Mail are now her biggest fans - have they changed or have I changed, wonders Jack . She also admits to having some ~slips~ with alcohol, and says she's had a few glasses of wine with meals - "I'm not perfect" etc . And is it just me or does she sound really, really posh in it, especially at the start, before her 'character' takes over.It's actually crazy how much of a broken record she is! She brought up her 'landmark libel case' too. You can tell the hosts dislike her by the end of it.