I thought she was planning a blog post on her awesome sleep routine?
Not another pile of steaming horseshit, surely?!?
Not another pile of steaming horseshit, surely?!?
Jack Monroe #103 Take her as she is or leave her be
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As others have said she is reading here tonight. Didn't get chance to post this afternoon but all this 'bacon' cannot be good for SB (MB) far too much salt. She really does need to get a job and off social media and maybe consider other couriers for sending, there is not just the Royal Mail. I AM OFF NOW.
Twitter gets really upset if you use the word 'bleep'...
Well done a very concise and measured email
Apologies for quoting myself like a self-absorbed maverick tossbag but it just occurred to me that this might be some sort of euphemistic code for Mrs J? “Quick! Scurry home, my pretty one and I’ll give you a right good scritchin, so I will!”
... AND gives us a clue to her method of recipe development: "I... pottered absently at the stove throwing whatever came to hand into my, wide, shallow pan."She had to feed "a gardener".
No, Jack, not one of us would like a job where we could work from home (even outside of a pandemic), be invited to spout our uninformed opinions on TV and radio, be excused by publishers, producers and fans alike for being an unprepared shitshow even with a decade of experience, be paid handsomely to write books on a topic we purport to love, claim burnout from having to go to the Post Office occasionally or list tweeting a load of bollocks as legitimate work. There are people up and down the country losing jobs and livelihoods, but sure Jack, nooooobody would want the weight of your blessed existence on their shoulders
.So many people would KILL for a job where they could do the school run every day, be around for their kid as they sit doing their homework, not have to be rinsed for a season ticket for the commute, and all to be paid so much you lived in a beautiful (RENTED) detached home full of designer furniture, clothes and cookware. So many more talented and hardworking people are denied this because they’re not the social-climbing, shameless grift that she is. Not only is she a vile liar, she’s also an ungrateful one.
No Jack, melting cheese slices is not groundbreaking (apart from maybe among your middle class Twitter following)
Sigh. You realise that you *chose* to have a baby. He's not responsible.
Just reading that gave me Vaginismus.
Kirsty, are you among us?
Were the cheeses slices in the shop?
She was. It's available for pre-order soonWasn’t she compiling some files of information from poor people to write a book about
She fed her son raw flour? Am I reading this right?
True, bbbuuuttt she didn’t make those
No offence but her pelvic floor is not just down to him. If she done her excercises after she had him she should be realtively ok. Especially if she had a c section.
I had children and I did my pelvic floor all the time still do when I wash up etc. I don't have any issues and I am about the same age as her.
So SB can’t have the nice cheese he has to have the smart price tasteless slice mushed in milk, presumably on two day old beetroot water pasta? 
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