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Jack Monroe #103 Take her as she is or leave her be
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Pretty sure it is safe to eat not like out of date bagged salad
ETA: and last week’s soft cheese
She forgot "yes, absolutely x" in that second reply.
Oh THAT was it!!
Jack has such a puppyish way with words, it’s hard to keep track!
Yes he says hello I am the french YouTube man and I’m here to tell you how to pronounce this word on the screen then 45 seconds later once he gets his Adsense Bitcoin he says it for ya
I think the sandwich filler looks nice. Off I go to the naughty chair again 
What the hecky peck is jet hip??
What the hecky peck is jet hip??
I'd love to support the local milkman, but for £6 I can buy 6 x 4pints of milk in the corner shop and we use a lot of milk in our house, sometimes 2x4pinters a day.She’s made tomorrow’s lunch tonight? And wrapped it in a paper bag?
Well that’s going to be all kinds of bleeping disgusting. (I know it already will be by the filling, but you know what I mean
By the way, I get my milk delivered.
6 pints of milk and 1 pint of orange juice a week...£6.21. Like duck she’s including milk delivery in her £20 a week shop.
That looks like sandwich spread. Apparently its nice but it's always looked to me like the results of a vom bug
Not for me
The bleeping state of that sandwich filler. My cats vomit is more appetising
Grunkering a treat after work. Saw the discussion about lotions/potions/soaps, anyone mentioned Astral cream? I remember it vividly as an ad with Joanna Lumley & at some point as a child I decided it was edible. 
Dear hearts; at the time I must have thought it tasted great (remember scoffing St Ivel Gold too!) but now I can remember the flavour & I feel sick as a dog
Dear hearts; at the time I must have thought it tasted great (remember scoffing St Ivel Gold too!) but now I can remember the flavour & I feel sick as a dog
What in the name of God is in that sandwich? Fair play on the brown paper bag, at least it will biodegrade quickly when SN hurls that abomination over a hedge and fucks off to the chippy for his lunch.
He lived somewhere with an echo?
I've never worn Brylcreem, even in my butch phase, which I am still going through I might add. Or am I femme, who cares? Who gives a duck if I wear Brylcreem or Harmony Hair Spray? Neither is an indicator of my gender or my sex.
Once again her Twitter vomit tonight showing how enlightened she is on gender politics. She spent all night proving her idea of gender roles can be reduced to what you wear, how you have your hair, or what fragrance you use. What a silly girl indeed.
All she ever feeds that kid is bloody cream cheese sandwiches. My kids would rise up against me if I gave them cream cheese sandwiches in cheap bread for weeks on end. While she feeds herself bleeping mussels, duck eggs, and truffle cheese and asparagus pizzas. bleep.
Years ago I visited the states and kept seeing ads for a shampoo called 'gee, your hair smells great!'
Right, I'm off to make daughter's sarnie for tomorrow - what can I rustle up that will make her go wild and be totally OBSESSED??? Actually, my girl would eat a sandwich that was wholly stuffed with olives and cucumber. I have one who will eat anything and a boy who just wants plain pasta with butter (or LARD if I'm feeling vegan and fancy). Goodnight all!
"SB went wild for this". Yes I can imagine he did become wild, I suspect most of us would behave rather badly if invited to eat that horror slurry.
Exactly. I know that kids have different tastes to adults. I was a really fussy eater as a child.
I grew out of that so in some respects I can understand him not eating the same as her.
But he just gets fed any old rubbish. He’s a guinea pig for her slop.
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