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wild about a sandwich?
cut to Jack's reaction when sb reveals what really happened to the sandwich
I use paper bags for my boys lunches but... I think this is the key part... I make the sandwiches fresh in the morning instead of leaving them to fester in the fridge overnight. So they don't go soggy innit.
Best not to think about the botulism/colon clogger spread with the Rona sprinkles the poor kid is eating.
Best not to think about the botulism/colon clogger spread with the Rona sprinkles the poor kid is eating.
It‘s thanks to you I discovered it. I know you watched it then, but you could rewatch it now? Time is but a circle.
I use brycream, on my horse 
Hootinggggggg
I sometimes wear my husbands T-shirt as pyjamas so by Jack’s reckoning I’m now the opposite gender
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What kind of maniac puts KALE in a child’s sandwich?
I bought a bottle of anay anay a couple of weeks ago - it’s still lovely! (Not the new version though, only get the original!). I also use imperial leather as it smells like 1985, and my dad, who is now DEAD!
I bought a bottle of anay anay a couple of weeks ago - it’s still lovely! (Not the new version though, only get the original!). I also use imperial leather as it smells like 1985, and my dad, who is now DEAD!
Actually thinking about SB’s packed lunch do I need to call Childline? because when I was ten, I was on school dinners but if we went on a school trip we had to have packed lunch and I remember having to make my own.
I'm almost 100% certain those are the normal plastic cotton buds decanted into a jar to make it look like she's buying the zero-waste option. We'll know in ten minutes when she shouts on Twitter about conspiracy wankers triangulating her bathroom products and refusing to blindly accept all her flagrant (not fragrant, I've had enough of Soap Jack) lies. I would never re-use a porous paper bag that has had unwashed fruit and veg in it to wrap an already grim sandwich that's not even going to be eaten until the next day.Silver Linings said:
Eco-friendly Jack can get to absolute duck.
Aren’t they banning cotton buds next year though? Even eco Jack isn’t very eco.
Sorry I'm so late with the soap thing..
We used this stuff, which an hour previously had been all around the Mickey and plums of my grandfather as he showered before work.
What a time to be alive.
We used this stuff, which an hour previously had been all around the Mickey and plums of my grandfather as he showered before work.
What a time to be alive.
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Unfortunately the nearest Lidl to Jack involves a 90 mile hike through a jungle, followed by a 37 mile swim through shark infested waters and she would need to make 11 trips in a day because she wouldn't be seen dead carting some unbranded trolley that a stupid Sqiggle sent her instead of cold hard cash.
So many of jackie's favourite things and references make me feel like she's actually being powered by a much older person.....
If she does read here I would like to tell her you can buy smaller jars than that for her cotton buds. You're welcome petal.
It's a trap to lure in the Sugar Mummies. "Oh she's such an old head on young shoulders, this could work....argh why is my house full of bleeping sideboards?"
Och, that's a shame. I'm sorry to hear she's being bullied. She should come back here and have a laugh with us about it, get things in perspective.This was Jack just 3 days ago:
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This is Jack today (screenshot by @Veronicaaa )
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Well, she’s got the money and that is that. What is a lot of money to some people is nothing to Hellman’s.I wonder why Jackomayo was chosen in the first place ? Did they think that mayonnaise would fly off the shelves if she endorsed it ? It’s incredibly odd. My brother has an advertising agency. I talked to him about this mayo debacle and I said oh, look at tattle and get back to me.
I think he might be grunking. Not answering his phone.
Because I like a laugh I follow Jackie on Instagram. She has made the most disgusting sandwich spread for her son’s packed lunch. Cheap Mayo mixed with cream cheese, “yellow sticker” salad, minced kale, cooked and “smashed to crumbs “ bacon and minced kale 
. Poor boy.
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