That's a Dr Suess book isn't it?What I could bear to listen to:
1. She doesn’t ignore anyone’s Lockdown Larder requests. (Chip shop chips ...)
2. She’d judge someone for asking about foie gras (stones and glass houses Miss Posh Cheese and Duck Eggs)
3. She doesn’t want anyone to eat jellyfish but if they eat the wrong type they can ‘sue someone if it all goes wrong’.
4. She was vegan ‘for quite some time’ but she is ‘fickle’ and people who have a problem with her not being vegan anymore are ‘pricks’.
5. She really enjoys reading the range of opinions that people have about her - something to do when she’s not working 21-hour days. She loves to read the wild and false conspiracy theories about her and ‘laugh horribly and hollowly’. Hahahahaha.
6. She’s eaten bollocks.
7. She misses the attention and ‘glowing articles’ in The Daily Mail.
8. If Twitter likes were money she’d be able to pay her rent.
I couldn’t get any further as I started to simultaneously dry heave, laugh, and cry hollowly and horribly.
Jack Monroe #103 Take her as she is or leave her be
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That's a Dr Suess book isn't it?
I’m eagerly awaiting the truth about his nose and the Brambley Mice.
I agree. I am sorry if my post came across that way.
I have actually got to the point with her that she is beyond any help. She literally needs a real wake up.
She has so much yet it still not enough. She will forever be a miserable so and so and that's because she will always be looking for something else and not be content with her lot. She will realise in day that for all her wailing and moaning she will have missed out on the best years of hers and her kids life because she was too selfish to really stop and take in what she has.
If she stopped now and went to work in a normal job and lived her life not looking for the next best thing. I bet she would be the happiest she has ever been. Money doesnr buy happiness but being content with what you have and enjoying it does.
Oh, this is brilliant - stealth technique for our Jack? Find stuff that's already been done and declare you'll make it happen!
Reminds me of what I was once told was the only way to train a beagle: Work out what it wants to do and tell it to do that.
Same. It really does against my values to disbelieve or discredit women. Unfortunately (or maybe fortunately - because I don’t want it to be true) Jack’s history as a pathological liar does make me believe this is maybe her most shocking lie of all and, because it’s so shocking, it’s something that no one will call her out for, because they’ll look like a monster. Because who would lie about being a prostitute?
One thing I will point out is, for women forced into sex work (as opposed to those who might choose it) there’s a lot of shame. Most probably would not want to talk about it or have people know full stop. I’m pretty sure they wouldn’t talk about it apropos of nothing, to win arguments or earn pity points.
Being a wanker and paraphrasing myself from many threads ago; verily I declare Jack to be a severe liar, an outrageous boaster and deeply irritating adenoidal spite goblin.
I'm quite impressed that my predictive text remembered adenoidal spite goblin
I'm quite impressed that my predictive text remembered adenoidal spite goblin
That podcast, GOOD GOD, personally got as far as her claiming that she doesn’t block people anymore. Shes such a liar, just by nature she’s incapable of telling anything like the truth. She’s a mess, sounded totally wasted and talked complete nonsense. But one point of interest which has maybe been mentioned already, but this podcast was at the very end of March, do we have receipts that may confirm if she was ‘working 21 hours per day’? God she’s such a charlatan, it’s infuriating, it would be cool to catch her out (again)
And just as a footnote, she talks aboutmusttryharder lockdownblather, as if it was some uber success, typically. Fast forward to now and she has to practically beg for even modest interest in this ‘meh’ of an idea. And it was funny too, licking her arse the guy said she was doing ‘8 hours work in 1 hour’ of Twitter. WHAT? It’s *replying to tweets*, for fucks sake. Her delusions of grandeur are as as healthy as ever...
And just as a footnote, she talks about
You can tell Lulu comes from money, because this dryer-than-the-Gobi-desert tweet demonstrates that she clearly doesn’t need to make any money from her chosen career of... being funny.
It's also factually incorrect. Dogs mature quicker when they're younger so when a dog turns 3 it's nearer to 28 in human years.
@kachoochoo, hope you're poised to add 'festive pop tarts' to the list my dear!
thank you! got it!
Made with palm oil too. So environmentally aware!
Salmon paste, Biscoff and Truffled Cheese anyone? If you don’t have any, or all the ingredients, anything else will do.
It’s the fancy sequel to Greengages and (cheap wet) ham.
I love cooking but there are some things that aren’t worth making yourself. If I was to ever eat Pop Tarts (which I wouldn’t because they’re gross) it would be because I couldn’t be arsed to make anything else. duck making them from scratch.
So you wouldn't try my maverick Anchïoade pop tarts with a flour and cheese dipping sauce?
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