Her dirty nails never fail to disgust me.We have a photo of the injury
Is that a bottle of wine bottom left by the way?
Jack Monroe #102 Stop getting Bond wrong!
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Will the plaster stay on BadFinger during the chopping and cooking to give her a ‘poor me’ narrative during the recording?
Anyone else specifically zoomed in on the finger(s)? It's almost like they've been framed, front & centre on purpose to emphasise the 'I'm severely wounded but I'm still struggling on" aesthetic.
Couldn't possibly hold the book with your hand for the sake of, I don't know, professionalism?
2 plasters (1 blue for food hygiene purposes)
& both quite rightly applied.
Absolutely gopping nails (again)
I hate to toot my own trumpet but I predicted a catapult/seesaw accident. Let's hope my powers extend to a Judith Chalmers attack.
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Can't believe she's tweeting about the fact she's cleaned her kitchen. What does she want, a medal?
Her hair is really looking so thin and patchy in that picture isn't it? No it's not.
"I’m recording it so might share some of it later if I don’t massively fluff it up" - am extremely sad at the thought we'll never get to see this HOWEVER her idea of massively fluffing something up and the average person's idea of it differ drastically so I live in hope.
What danger does the raw onion pose?
She could accidently put it in a hot pan?
Ok, my maverick brain has come up with a few new theories. I think BB may actually be trying to help her get better in front of the camera. Jack ‘teaching’ her to cook is just a way for her to practice talking and cooking at the same time with less chaos. Maybe even prep for today. Well done Jack if it is, practice makes perfect!! I think today’s Guardian thing could be a trial to see if they take her on for regular cooking video content (maybe with a Lockdown Larder theme) or maybe even for the Masterclasses they run.
She looks quite ill to me
She's the only person I actually do fear for whenever she attempts to do something as basic as cut an onion.
I know I go on about it, but WOW, so much hair!
That shirt needs a bloody iron too, she is doing a work video looking that scruffy. She doesn't deserve one more single opportunity.
@Lanie beat me to it about the iron.
Camping stove indoors, as recommended by the fire service? 
Some of it might fall of the floor causing little jack to slip, soar through the air, landing with a bump on the seesaw which catapults her towards the ceiling. She bounces off the ceiling landing with a thud on the floor, she sits up and wait! There's a colander on her head! OMG! Another adorable ouchy chaos from Our Jack!
Oh this is a convincing theory! But BB probably had to spin it as Jack giving her 'lessons' to keep her ego happy. You can't polish a turd Louisa, you'll learn that eventually.
Why have I never thought of working on this unstable piece of wood on the opposite side of the kitchen from the cooker and bringing out my gas stove instead?? WHAT A WALLY I AM!! This method is *so* much better!Camping stove indoors, as recommended by the fire service?
She's got that dark patch at the side of her eyes again, from 'shopping out the wrinkles.
Also potato nails again. All ready for a cooking demo.
This is an Alan Partridge reference and I claim my £5.
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