Calling "Cooper, Cooper" is work?
Jack Monroe #100 Jack Monroe and The Jimmy Nail Experience - she’s still lying
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Dr MIB says: Never had an orgasm? Don't worry, my dear. A good sneeze is (something like) eight times as satisfying. Now duck off!
So she’s been back for one day and had her life added into Jack’s twitter that she treats like a whatsapp group chat. She’s been told she can’t cook or iron and should be paying for the privilege of Jack’s tutelage (
), and then will go into work with her colleagues (Krish, mate) knowing all of this.
I don’t like commenting on this kind of stuff but it’s super uncomfortable and messed up.
), and then will go into work with her colleagues (Krish, mate) knowing all of this.I don’t like commenting on this kind of stuff but it’s super uncomfortable and messed up.
So what have we learned about Louisa so far from Jack's tweets.
She can't cook
She can't iron
Do keep going Jack .....nice to see you value her.
Wonder what other dismissive comments there are to come.
Oh and Jaxk, calling for your cat is NOT work you ninny.
She can't cook
She can't iron
Do keep going Jack .....nice to see you value her.
Wonder what other dismissive comments there are to come.
Oh and Jaxk, calling for your cat is NOT work you ninny.
What a passive aggressive, narcissistic, patronizing bleep she is. Louisa you are a bloody fool, Cack will never change.
Louisa's USELESS, can't cook, can't iron, always busy with her high powered job!! Thank god she's got Jack to keep her in check!
If L cooking is worse than hers... Well I guess there no hope for them. Might as well order in. I think!
Stockholm syndrome slop
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So weird looking back at thread #1 and the posts are only from march this year 7 or 8 months ago, the edinburgh trip feels so long ago it could have been late 2019! But actually its barely a couple months...
How does she fit so much grifting, tweeting & deleting, as well as rapid personality/image swapping,into such a small frame of time?!
How does she fit so much grifting, tweeting & deleting, as well as rapid personality/image swapping,into such a small frame of time?!
I can’t wait to to try this on Monday!
“Hi Lieutenant van Beuren, it’s Lenny here. I know I was supposed to be on shift six hours ago but the thing is...well I was desperate for some attention last night. I saw there were lots of lost doggos and cattos on social media and they were getting loads of attention and I had to have a bit of it. And then I stayed up all night in case anyone mentioned my name on Twitter so I could pretend I was was shouting “come to mama, Cooper” into the cold, dark night at 20-minute intervals. Well then I had to sleep didn’t I and I couldn’t be hooped setting an alarm for a pre-arranged work thing I had arranged myself.
What? No, of course I haven’t been drinking! I don’t see what the problem is, I can catch baddos tomorrow! Are you not familiar with my body of work Lieutenant?”
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So, who is this mystery incompetent who can't be trusted to feed nor clothe themselves without a carer to supervise? It can't be somebody who has a responsible job, as they clearly can't function above the level of a spoiled 12 year old.
(Yes I know who, really). She really needs to stop and list all the little 'jokes' that are made at her expense. And then look at the evidence dispassionately and analyse the content, meaning and implications - ask yourself 'Are these the words of somebody who loves me - or somebody who has utter contempt for me?'
Thread #101: Bubble Buddy aka Misery the Sequel
Particularly when she did that to someone else last night (but to a much larger following without even asking them if it was okay).
I regret betting that BB would last 2 weeks. At this rate she’ll be lucky to get a full weekend with a bubble buddy.
Oh you’d be fine with it would you?
I bet you didn’t ask permission before posting someone else’s cook book yesterday. Which I notice you’ve not deleted after saying you would. twit.
Tonight's complete infantilising of Louisa has really been something to behold, huh? How *did* she manage before Jack, one wonders.
Does someone want to explain to her than naps tend to be for like an hour or 2 not the equivalent of a full night's sleep.
Not only did she do the same thing, but she made sure that she made some money out of it by creating an aff link.
Not with #Alansliedownharder
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