Jack Monroe #100 Jack Monroe and The Jimmy Nail Experience - she’s still lying
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The sheer cluelessness of claiming to be a workaholic not Dom any tweets after admitting to being in bed ALL day. Without even mentioning the full, long summer and half autumn sat on her arse doing sweet duck all..Totally deluded, she wouldnt survive the easiest of jobs, she needs to look the word workaholic up!
and, how can somebody who can’t cook teach somebody else to cook? she doesn’t understand the basics,
sheeesh
so they made 3 incredibly simple recipes, jack the pro cook still managed to duck up a JACKET POTATO and somehow it's louisa's fault because she was a slow learner
Togarashi is literally bought in a little plastic bottle so basically she fried some mushrooms and sprinkled some on top?
totally agree @Veronicaaa, jack really creeped me out in thread 31 because her way of writing was so similar to my narc ex. so many red flags!
I'm starting to read everything she writes in the voice of Uncle Colm from Derry Girls..
Good evening Cabal. This is your time travel update because I must admit it is killing me not being able to respond in real time!
Today is October 6th. I have written it very deliberately that way as is the way of our still very American Jack. Well, at least she is still calling Nigella 'Mom' and claiming 'America' is her 'second biggest audience'
No Jack, your 'second biggest audience' is Tattle.
Apparently that poor kitten was tortured way more than we feared and Jack used it as an actual bra for some sort of free Only Fans thing. This is beyond disgusting. At least she's stopped threatening to get a dog.
Did she ever hand in her poverty porn book?
Her child was ill and she broadcasted over Twitter how she threw out his bed linen. Because people actually do that apparently?!!!!
She also managed to photo the poor kid in his pants which is even more atrocious than the kitten porn.
I have also become aware that William Morris fabric is replacing bit coin as by way of payment for jobs/services rendered. Is Vlad aware of this? Has anyone else received a pair of curtains graded by the minimum wage? I can only know for sure when i finally catch up to real time...
Also she has apparently fallen off the wagon. This may, or may not be true. If it is true then I genuinely feel sorry for her. However, her track record for saying tit for the sake of Likes and sympathy does make me think it may not be true. That is also a horrible thing to do, especially as so many Fraus have told us their own tales of sobriety and how hard it is.
As flippant and jokey as this is, My heart goes out to any of you who have been triggered by her nonsense.
Anyhoo, apologies for the essay, i now will fall back in time to the 6th of October...
Today is October 6th. I have written it very deliberately that way as is the way of our still very American Jack. Well, at least she is still calling Nigella 'Mom' and claiming 'America' is her 'second biggest audience'
No Jack, your 'second biggest audience' is Tattle.
Apparently that poor kitten was tortured way more than we feared and Jack used it as an actual bra for some sort of free Only Fans thing. This is beyond disgusting. At least she's stopped threatening to get a dog.
Did she ever hand in her poverty porn book?
Her child was ill and she broadcasted over Twitter how she threw out his bed linen. Because people actually do that apparently?!!!!
She also managed to photo the poor kid in his pants which is even more atrocious than the kitten porn.
I have also become aware that William Morris fabric is replacing bit coin as by way of payment for jobs/services rendered. Is Vlad aware of this? Has anyone else received a pair of curtains graded by the minimum wage? I can only know for sure when i finally catch up to real time...
Also she has apparently fallen off the wagon. This may, or may not be true. If it is true then I genuinely feel sorry for her. However, her track record for saying tit for the sake of Likes and sympathy does make me think it may not be true. That is also a horrible thing to do, especially as so many Fraus have told us their own tales of sobriety and how hard it is.
As flippant and jokey as this is, My heart goes out to any of you who have been triggered by her nonsense.
Anyhoo, apologies for the essay, i now will fall back in time to the 6th of October...
How do you manage to duck up a baked potato Jack??
Miso aubergines? Completed it, mate.
Also - it’s not ironic if everyone knows, you massive tool!
I'm old enough to remember his arrest for "an act of gross indecency" in a public toilet (1975, according to Wikipedia). His career, sadly, didn't really recover.
Imagine being taught to cook by Jack who apparently can't even stick a potato in the oven for an hour without bleeping it up. I'd sooner study at the Mary Mallon School of Cookery.
Can't believe this was only a month ago!!
Has she ever mentioned togarashi before or is this her new anchoiade?
yup I'm only a month behind but at least 20 threads!!!
This not so secretive chat about L is once again, cripplingly embarrassing. I've cringed so much lately at Jack's Twitter content that I might never recover fully. She gets a skip in to throw out all the shite that was obv driving L mad and was one of the reasons SHE LEFT. She's obv trying to change but has immediately started doing all the same old oversharing shite as usual. Bets are on for when she will leave again at this rate. Fucks sake Jack, knock the Twitter addiction on the head
Is she going to add 'teacher' to the CV?
Has Jack ever done some simple but effective and heartwarming meal like jacket potatoes and beans with salad? No whipping or stewing for a change?
So the first lesson went well. She managed to ruin baked potatoes (one of the easiest meals possible), and made home-made “togarashi” using that authentic Japanese ingredient .. er .. sumac. 
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