Jack Monroe #100 Jack Monroe and The Jimmy Nail Experience - she’s still lying

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I’m meant to be home working but the thought that Louise is sliding up to that narcissistic bleep is making my brain do sums it cannot compute. I thought she was intelligent?

 
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I wanted to comment on previous thread but it’s closed! 🤣

previous poll was nearly 400 at last look. So the cabal is growing like a scoby. Be interesting to see how many this gets.

question are 12 year olds allowed to ferment? 🤔
Please please please stop saying this every thread @Captainmouse it is tipping me over the edge
 
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Just noticed Louisa faved this post and have managed to cringe myself inside out.

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Fingers crossed for Jack’s son that veggie Louisa puts a stop to bollock sausages being bought though!
 
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Well in positive news, if she is back Jack can stop with the pov shops as she’ll have a two contribution household. Which means she can stay in the crappy bungalow and not have to really on Patreon to pay her rent, so could dial down the poverty porn posting for a while. She won’t though.
 
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Happy 100th thread!!! 🎉

Had to skip thread 99 as I was so far behind but the fantastic recap has brought me up to speed, thank(space)you.

Those grapes look like the candy floss ones from M&S, they’re my fave. And expensive. Her page of informing everyone where they should be and where they are allowed to go is extremely controlling and unnecessary! Also I thought she had NO CHILD CARE but I can see several people on that list who apparently provide child care. Which is it Jack? I don’t think she understands the support bubble thing at all. It’s one bubble, not an actual bubble machine with them spewing out left right and centre.

Thoughts to all the locked down Frauen & Fraumen (no idea) in England 💕 with you in spirit but not physically soz
 
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It's just making me laugh because why does "my household" need to know they are permitted to leave the (crappy, rented) bungalow to "escape harm" or "worship". That's generic advice. An atheist wouldn't make a note that they could nip to church for private prayer and if someone felt they might need to escape from harm, they probably wouldn't make a crib sheet and hang it up in front of their abuser.

It is such bizarre behaviour. Motivated, no doubt, by desire to get praise for her (very average) handwriting and her delusion that she provides a public service to rival the BBC.
 
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Also I’m so dumb, I just realised the whole point of writing out the sheet of paper with everyone’s names on was to tell everyone that Louisa is BACK after SHE LEFT. Zero sympathy for Louisa tbh she’s seen everything we have this year and has the means and intelligence to stay away, she’s choosing to be back there with a lying, manipulative scammer so more fool her.
 
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who over the age of 12 actually gives a duck about good handwriting (i say this as a leftie with borderline indecipherable handwriting). I bet she spends hours practicing her signature too.
 
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who over the age of 12 actually gives a duck about good handwriting (i say this from as a leftie with borderline indecipherable handwriting). I bet she spends hours practicing her signature too.
My super neatly written study notes bring me so much happiness 😂 also I like to colour code (#notJack)
 
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Redcar is a place in England. Jack shouted at Jude Law to sit the duck down at The Groucho, because she needed to see the Brexit results for Redcar on the tv so she could write it down for her essay due in the next day, titled Why Brexit is Very Very Bad, by Jack M aged 30
*Note: Still not submitted.
 
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Not content with being Southend’s political correspondent, she also provided forensic commentary (translation: guff) on US election night. Sit the duck down, Cooper, she needs to see Nebraska!


Jackbot 2020 overheated and spouted a lot of nonsense #sowhatelseisnew


She’s written out the lockdown rules. For the love of liver, Jack, what about your damn Thrifty Shades of Beige postcards?!
 
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