Jack Monroe #10 Filming new slop from her shed, "success" of Daily Kitchen gone to her head

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People with an unstable sense of self are always looking to 'inhabit' others. It's sort of parasitic.
 
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Wtf? I've no idea what to add to this!
Jesus wept I mean I know its only the scum of the earth daily fail but what the fuck! This isn't even worthy of being published! What a twat!
And her fucking brag about "picking up a thing or two about how to design a space on a budget when you've moved house 20 times".
No Jack, NO!!!
She'll be calling herself a fucking interiors blogger next. Watch out huns! How to design your home on a shoe string budget.....
Replacing tin canned slop with trash from B&M bargains!
It must be such a struggle for her to be so talented at so many things all the time. And her fucking sheep just lap it up and encourage her! Wow she makes me so angry!!!
I wouldn't put my fucking dog in that shed let alone cook food in it for the whole world to see!
Use your kitchen like a normal person!
 
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I would be spectacularly unsurprised by this news
If there is money to made, she will do it.

People with an unstable sense of self are always looking to 'inhabit' others. It's sort of parasitic.
She is simply illness-obsessed. It is almost like a selling tool. Woe is me, I staggered up the hill with my arthritis killing my knee and a wheezing chest to go to the post office to deliver Kickstarter books.

Wtf? I've no idea what to add to this!
Cack is simply a legend in her own mind.
 
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It's very expensive to move house once or twice let along 20 times, and considering how poor she has described herself as in the past, I do wonder how she manages to do it?

We've got healthy incomes between us and we would struggle to move- and that's just renting. As for 20 odd times.....
 
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I can’t look at Tin Can Interiors without getting serious first five mins of Casualty vibes.

It looks like the time my sister painted all her bedroom furniture in various pastel shades of thick gloss. I’d rather be locked inside FOD’s spare/panic/migraine cell bedroom than in Jack’s nutty shed.
 
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My kitchen range hob runs off propane! It's not uncommon in the country to have a stove and the heating system running off propane with a large tank outside.
Mine does as well, off propane bottles. But it's different running an appliance that's designed to be used indoors, and so has been safety tested for that purpose, to ensure it cleanly combusts the gas to the required standard. A stove meant for outdoor use won't have been tested to indoor use standards and there's a risk of carbon monoxide build up, especially in a small space. What she has looks like a standard outdoor camping stove that runs off the mini butane canisters.
 
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I’ll own up to Lisa now that Jacks blocked me

Devastated to hear that Jack has blocked you - as I am sure you are too. A misunderstanding, maybe? Do you think it is possible that I could act as a bridge between the two of you to assist in finding a resolution? I once watched an online tutorial by The Most Reverend Desmond Tutu, and I am sure that I have retained my notes somewhere in my rather modest outhouse. We have a pre-production lunch tomorrow to go through the scripted banter that I have been working on for her with a couple of her associates (no names, sorry) in advance of the new show. If you are free, why not come along? Jack is kindly providing the food, but please don't let that be a barrier. She was fine about my extensive list of intolerances, and when I asked if it would be OK if I just brought along a Meal Deal from Morrisons, she said "Yes, absolutely". She really is a lot more reasonable that you might imagine. Are you up for it? What is there to lose? Let me know, and we can work out the logistics later.
 
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My husband is a funny bloke at times. We were off the cuff discussing her train wreck of a show. What he couldn't understand is she went mental when JO got his show, and in the end she got her CO-PRESENTING slot.

It really could have been her time to shine, but she blew it. It was like going to a job interview, you swat up on the company, do your homework and on the day, you get suited and booted. When asked for examples of your work then you show off the best ones, second just will not do. You want this job. But most of us will get the job on merit, not a tantrum.

She did none of this. Dirty untied trainers is not a good look for one, but then later to film yourself taking out curlers in a low cut dress on Insta really stumped my old boy.

She tried to show up Matt by being oh so clever - and it fell flat on her kisser. The simplest of questions, she was stumped. That mince fat question is going to go down in history as barking mad. It just is. FFS.

Now the food. Once again if you call yourself a food writer, blogger, brag about writing bestsellers, blah blah blah, you are going to stay up all hours getting your best recipes out. You want your food to be perfect.

You want to impress all those people that bought your book and fawn at your feet. This is your big chance.

What she cooked/created was absolutely the worst food I have ever seen. (Don't sue me Jack) It seriously was. It would take me to be pretty fucking hungry before I could gag that shit down. The worst part about it - she thought her food was good, she thought she was brilliant. Her gurning and flouncing about said it all. Her Twatter sycophants thought the same. Someone called her a national treasure. UH hello?

Now her new shitshed cooking. If that ever comes off.

There is something seriously wrong there, she is not wired up right.

I'd rather dig my eyes out with spoons.

"Why do you want to ruin every food?" That's my question for her please Claud.
Can we phone in? Oh please say yes. I want to ask her the mince fat question. And the sourdough question.

I’ll own up to Lisa now that Jacks blocked me
Really?
 
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This is my husband too! His teacher made him write with his left hand behind his back so he writes right handed but does everything else left handed.
 
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I'm some 20 odd years older than Jack and have (consultant-diagnosed with the aid of xrays and scans) osteoarthritis, which comes and goes but I've already had one joint fusion. I sometimes need a stick but my joints aren't swollen or twisted on an everyday basis. However, in my kitchen I have various gadgets to make opening jars and tins easier as those particular actions can kill my hands even when I'm not having a flare up in them. So, if Jack has this terrible arthritis affecting her hands, how come she doesn't need assistance with all her tins of gloop?
 
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That's what I meant, it's not that butane itself is intrinsically dangerous, it's the actual appliance.
 
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