Jack Monroe #10 Filming new slop from her shed, "success" of Daily Kitchen gone to her head

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'rising TV star' 'successful stint' 'co host' 😂
I still am utterly bewildered as to why she is cooking in her shed?
Rising star my rear end.
The shitshed cooking thing is because she thinks it is innovative and cool. (Copying THAT MAN) I cannot wait until she washes her hands with the garden hose.

Bet Matt will be pleased relieved to see this 🙄 (snork)
 
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I'm interested to see the result of the battle between her enormous ego and her desire to be the ultimate woke povvo lefty: will she tweet the Daily Mail article about her? The cognitive dissonance of that rag writing gushing praise about someone who is ostensibly their ideological enemy must be pretty intense.

I almost feel like they're trolling her. It might be the first time I've ever been tempted to click a DM link tbh...
 
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I thought she was due to start today. As the reality of the fact she's basically built a flammable house kicked in or has she found a new venture?

I thought she was due to start today. As the reality of the fact she's basically built a flammable house kicked in or has she found a new venture?
I hope her girlfriend has had a word and perhaps told her it's not a good idea.
 
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I'm interested to see the result of the battle between her enormous ego and her desire to be the ultimate woke povvo lefty: will she tweet the Daily Mail article about her? The cognitive dissonance of that rag writing gushing praise about someone who is ostensibly their ideological enemy must be pretty intense.

I almost feel like they're trolling her. It might be the first time I've ever been tempted to click a DM link tbh...
I wonder who alerted them to this shed cooking thing. The cynic in me says...….
 
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My husband is a funny bloke at times. We were off the cuff discussing her train wreck of a show. What he couldn't understand is she went mental when JO got his show, and in the end she got her CO-PRESENTING slot.

It really could have been her time to shine, but she blew it. It was like going to a job interview, you swat up on the company, do your homework and on the day, you get suited and booted. When asked for examples of your work then you show off the best ones, second just will not do. You want this job. But most of us will get the job on merit, not a tantrum.

She did none of this. Dirty untied trainers is not a good look for one, but then later to film yourself taking out curlers in a low cut dress on Insta really stumped my old boy.

She tried to show up Matt by being oh so clever - and it fell flat on her kisser. The simplest of questions, she was stumped. That mince fat question is going to go down in history as barking mad. It just is. FFS.

Now the food. Once again if you call yourself a food writer, blogger, brag about writing bestsellers, blah blah blah, you are going to stay up all hours getting your best recipes out. You want your food to be perfect.

You want to impress all those people that bought your book and fawn at your feet. This is your big chance.

What she cooked/created was absolutely the worst food I have ever seen. (Don't sue me Jack) It seriously was. It would take me to be pretty bleeping hungry before I could gag that tit down. The worst part about it - she thought her food was good, she thought she was brilliant. Her gurning and flouncing about said it all. Her Twatter sycophants thought the same. Someone called her a national treasure. UH hello?

Now her new shitshed cooking. If that ever comes off.

There is something seriously wrong there, she is not wired up right.


I'd rather dig my eyes out with spoons.




Can we phone in? Oh please say yes. I want to ask her the mince fat question. And the sourdough question.


Really?
I'm new here, just got sucked in a few days ago from hinch, somehow landed here! What's the mince fat question please? Also what happened with Jamie Oliver lol sorry not sorry
 
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My super-lying ex used to do this.
I had one of those. He used to relate my experiences as his own and also lied about having non Hodgkins lymphoma. Well done on getting away from him. Jack’s RA info is interesting, isn’t it. Time will tell.
 
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@Flumps Did you spend all your money at seedaholic? ;)
Hah. Not yet. It took a few days to write my list and they aren’t taking orders atm.
I am ready though ....

This is my husband too! His teacher made him write with his left hand behind his back 😢 so he writes right handed but does everything else left handed.
Oh, I am properly sorry he had similar, but it’s always a little exciting to hear of another one like me!
 

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Well she blocked me on Twitter when I perfectly politely asked whether she’d checked the camp stove was safe.
Maybe I hit a nerve?
 
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In her defence, I read the Daily Fail article and it doesn't really read like she has much to do with it. Looks like someone has just done a twitter sweep and cobbled together an article. It came up on my Google news time line, I'm not an avid Mail reader.

I did like this little gem in the reply section to sticking down the artificial grass though.

Also, regarding the arthritis stuff. I've seen a few tweets where people have said they have arthritis and asked for advice about a non-inflammatory diet. Now, I'm not expecting her to know about every single condition and diet, but I thought the food/inflammatory condition would be something she'd jump on. She's tagged multiple times but no responses.
 

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Hah. Not yet. It took a few days to write my list and they aren’t taking orders atm.
I am ready though ....



Oh, I am properly sorry he had similar, but it’s always a little exciting to hear of another one like me!
I am the opposite I am completely left handed except with scissors
 
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I'm new here, just got sucked in a few days ago from hinch, somehow landed here! What's the mince fat question please? Also what happened with Jamie Oliver lol sorry not sorry
It was a question on DK. Something like why does mince have different fat percentages? Her answer was it just does.

The JO story can be read here
 
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It was a question on DK. Something like why does mince have different fat percentages? Her answer was it just does.

The JO story can be read here
It just does! Sounds more like an answer a mum would give her child who kept asking a question "mummy mummy why is the sky blue why why why mummy" "it just is darling" than something a supposed cookery expert should give on a cookery show
 
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Well she blocked me on Twitter when I perfectly politely asked whether she’d checked the camp stove was safe.
Maybe I hit a nerve?
Someone close has told her it's not a good idea. So she's probably huffing. She said she was trying to get through to her dad earlier so perhaps when he asked what the astro turf was for he was like wtf are you playing at, if that blows it will take half the street with you.
 
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I didn't know mince had different % because it was due to the cut of beef it came from - but a bit startling that a food writer didn't either.
 
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I didn't know mince had different % because it was due to the cut of beef it came from - but a bit startling that a food writer didn't either.
Cheap mince has a disgusting fat content. I always pay a bit extra
 
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Cheap mince has a disgusting fat content. I always pay a bit extra

Higher fat content is better in things like burgers, wouldn't want it in my spagbol. But if she's using corned beef instead, she wont even notice what 20% fat is like because shes using 95% fat crap.
 
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Don't minor celebs agents pay for those crappy, mundane stories in the mail, thats why there is always a story about certain zelebs that everyones lost interest in. Maybe they are drumming up some support in the fame element.

Allegedly of course.
 
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Don't minor celebs agents pay for those crappy, mundane stories in the mail, thats why there is always a story about certain zelebs that everyones lost interest in. Maybe they are drumming up some support in the fame element.

Allegedly of course.
Ah I didn't know this. Allegedly.
 
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