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eat my ass
not in a sexual way in like a suck my dick way
not in a sexual way in like a suck my dick way
me cropping this whilst listening to holier (hahahahha just noticed the autocorrect 
) belting out that bridge of aaaaMEN aaaameennn aaaaaaaaamennnnn TAKE ME TO CHURCH felt very fitting.
his torso. and eyes.
) belting out that bridge of aaaaMEN aaaameennn aaaaaaaaamennnnn TAKE ME TO CHURCH felt very fitting.his torso. and eyes.
Jesus!me cropping this whilst listening to holier (hahahahha just noticed the autocorrect
his torso. and eyes.
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Nah can we bring the voice notes back, I think we all have a lot to say
No because I have to go out in a min and I’ll miss them all or crash my car trying to listen
Omg disown her. Im not sure what bothers me more. That she thinks John stones has rylan teeth or that she isn’t attracted to anyone worth being attracted to. She can have LS he’s hot nowJust had an intense chat with my younger sister about all this as I needed rl convo. The conversation drifted to the England team and so I sent her a few pictures of the team and asked her who she found attractive. I already knew she didn’t feel anything for Bae so wasn’t surprised as she repeated multiple times in the exchange that she ‘just didn’t get it’
Her choices however…
MM, Hendo and LS which is a type for sure.
Mason mount was her favourite till I sent her more pics of Luke Shaw with his recent hair glow up.
I am beyond happy she didn’t pick my nemesis Conor Gallagherand then had to explain why I hated him so much which she definitely thought was irrational.
I sent her a load of JS pics to try and sway her to him and she was repulsed by him. She said he looks like a Essex boy with ‘rylan teeth’ and I had to stop her from saying anymore.
She did say rice was good looking until I showed her more pictures and she changed her mind which broke my #griceheart.
She had the nerve to say she’d go for Garage as well which was a right bleeping smack in face.
She also said that bae always looks derpy and confused and she didn’t even like the handsome devil picture, I mean we can’t all have taste but it still hurted my feelings.
I’m so disappointed she would be a mason mount girl if she was even remotely interested in football and I am debating selling her.
This was a lot for you to wake up toJesus!
Look at his arrmmmsss maaaaan
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See it’s not just me 
bleeping get me in a headlock with those arms!
It really was. And now I’m meant to concentrate on work?! No chance.
I’ve given up on working.
Like a line up at a police station with these lot and then you get a few beauts.It really was. And now I’m meant to concentrate on work?! No chance.
I’ve given up on working.
at your own peril because i am having a DAY
Omg you are so posh it is making me shiver
Thank goodness I’m WFH because I’m cackling like a madwoman. Jack if you’re reading here, please will you show your willy else @madamchristmas is liable to do a murder.
You’re the poshest Brummie I’ve ever heard
And you’re right, he needs to get it out.
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