Jack Grealish #89 Jack is back in England camp, all the new content is making us damp.

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oh i love him so much 🥹🥹🫶🫶 (not hk) he is my fav person eva i just want to give him a big cuddle and tell him i’m so proud of him and give him lil kisses and fix his hair for him

what’s a shop shop im from brum
Shop shop is another user who also loves Trent 💖 you two could be twins I thought she had changed her username from your posts. I’m in brum too but not near Bae’s house 🥺
 
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Worked on this during the rocket launch delay, but she's off and zooming around the earth on the way to the moon now so HERE WE GOOOOoooo 🚀

Disclaimers: No one under 25 (half your age plus 7 rule). Also, the tier maker template I found that had the most of the 26 did not have Conor Gallagher or Ben White (or their photos were unrecognizable) so I wrote in BW and obv lil' Conor is not 25+. Added a couple more broskis because it's my harem so DEAL WITH IT.

And maybe I need higher standards?

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I had a nightmare last night. Dreamt that I was at school and reading out a story I'd written in English class, but the story was boiler bae and I only realised once I'd started, but I had to carry on reading
 
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I dreamed that Jack scored and we were all delighted. Then footage was released that revealed he self-narrates on the pitch all the time, like "and it's Jack Grealish, running down the wing, he doesn't have a lot of options. It's been a while since he scored, can he find the angle? HE DOES! IT'S A GOOOOOOAL" like a child and we then had a lengthy debate about whether that was icky or adorable.
 
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I dreamed that Jack scored and we were all delighted. Then footage was released that revealed he self-narrates on the pitch all the time, like "and it's Jack Grealish, running down the wing, he doesn't have a lot of options. It's been a while since he scored, can he find the angle? HE DOES! IT'S A GOOOOOOAL" like a child and we then had a lengthy debate about whether that was icky or adorable.
For the record, I would find this adorable
 
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I think we had just about landed on adorable but then someone, I can't remember who, said, "but what if he does it in bed?" and then we had to have another poll 😂
For the record, I’d be fine with it in bed or on the pitch.

So, this half your age plus 7 thing. I presume if your age is an odd number you just round it down? Otherwise this doesn’t work for me. But then what happens if we get together when it’s appropriate, but by my next birthday it’s going to be inappropriate again? We’re going to be illegal between Dec 22-Sep 23 😢
 
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I cannot have Bae or John going off the half your age plus 7 😳😞

Is it just me that think Bae and Hendo have had there heads superimposed on this photo? They look like the wobble head toys.
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I cannot have Bae or John going off the half your age plus 7 😳😞

Is it just me that think Bae and Hendo have had there heads superimposed on this photo? They look like the wobble head toys.
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I thought the same! And Callum Wilson. Looks like they all nipped out to the loo so they got someone else to stand in and stuck their heads on later.
 
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I dreamed that Jack scored and we were all delighted. Then footage was released that revealed he self-narrates on the pitch all the time, like "and it's Jack Grealish, running down the wing, he doesn't have a lot of options. It's been a while since he scored, can he find the angle? HE DOES! IT'S A GOOOOOOAL" like a child and we then had a lengthy debate about whether that was icky or adorable.
no this would be so unattractive!

I cannot have Bae or John going off the half your age plus 7 😳😞

Is it just me that think Bae and Hendo have had there heads superimposed on this photo? They look like the wobble head toys.
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hendo and bae tend to shag a lot on england duty don't they, so that's probably where they were
 
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I’m not into m/m fics but I feel like I might like to read a Bae/Hendo one, I don’t know why.
 
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why does he DO this, this could’ve just been a normal photo but he somehow makes everything either sexual or adorable
 
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Did you see Gary Lineker tit on the pitch in real time?
Lol no. I don’t even remember the match really, and probably only have the memory of Gazza as it was everywhere afterwards. I wasn’t into football as I didn’t have hormones then 🤣
 
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Lol no. I don’t even remember the match really, and probably only have the memory of Gazza as it was everywhere afterwards. I wasn’t into football as I didn’t have hormones then 🤣
Are R and J interested in the world cup? Will you let them stay up to watch the evening games?

P.s are you feeling better now? 🥺
 
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