Ugh there’s stubble on his neck too 
Help me
Help me
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it's gonna feel so poetic when fireworks are going off as I sneeze myself to death in a bitI’ve got to go to a bonfire in a minute. Might as well just bleeping throw myself on it because there’s no way out of this
Can anyone photoshop Haaland out?
SAME. Then he posts that with the Viking, oh hey I’m back
Is there ANY CHANCE thestill exists and we just haven't seen a close enough photo of it?
ffs jack just let me sit on your face I can’t take this torture anymore 🥹
He bleeping planned this.
I can't stop looking at it. Want to save it as my screensaver and bin my family off.
The chest hair is exquisite, I want to comb it.
can we please just always pretend to have the ick
what’s he wearing down below I need to know is it a towel or just his Brazilians or his shorts still or nothing or what
what’s he wearing down below I need to know is it a towel or just his Brazilians or his shorts still or nothing or what
I forgot how much I love it when he makes it up to us
I feel like I need to say that I wrote my next chapter BEFORE this photo and I will be answering this question
So smug, proving our shaving fears wrong 
I can see now how the lip illusion works though. The hairline makes his top lip look juicier
I have no words.
Wonder if he purposely cropped his nips out. Imagine how his tummy looked sat down like that 
duck off duck off duck off (not you, him) he looks better than ever wtf it's like an updated version of that hairy chest freckly one he has with ginny jesus christ if any bonfires get out of control tonight just get me to sit on em to put em out
Why do I have to go out? 
Even his collarbone is sending me
His legs were sending me during the game, just want to lick and sniff them.
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