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cornflower

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want him to sneeze all over my fuckin face the whore I’m so in love please send help I wanna slob on his knob like cornflower on the cob ⚰
 
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madamchristmas

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I have so much work to do but I keep coming on here and Instagram. One final look at this 🍑 then I have to hide my phone and iPad. View attachment 1627715


Wonder if they give him a headache? I think I would get one if I wore one of those.
ennit i get a headache when my ponytail is too tight i couldn’t imagine wearing a headband like that

double post don’t care holaaaaa jackyyyyy

 
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ruby1080

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“Guests can arrive by helicopter at any time of day or night”

YES, thank God. I was worried he’d get somewhere with no landing strip for me.
 
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jumpmoon

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But when will he kick a football up my arse with his lil chicken hairdo flapping about 😩 I don’t ask for much in this life lol
 
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cornflower

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This is terrifying.

@ruby1080 I'm sorry. They definitely just want the cash at this point. The tooth fairy paid £1 when I was a kid. We need this kind of inflation in other areas of life.
I had like 6 teeth out at the dental hospital when I was a kid and I was so excited to get 6 quid but my parents substituted quids for 20ps so I only got £1.20, I pretended not to be gutted lol what a spoilt little shit

Teefs tax
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