He’s a man who loves the finer things in life though. The Sun said so.
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I can’t identify half the words in the starters! You think it’s all frozen food?
....saffron grows in Cheshire? I wonder if he'll grow it in his little vegetable plot next to his sweet potatoes and ginger
Now we know why Kev stops at McDs on the way home.
Wouldn't it be nice to be a footballer and have an excuse to eat pasta every day
I bet they don't eat that nonsense in the boxes
I bet they don't eat that nonsense in the boxes
Would it kill them to offer a kid’s menu with Riyad pasta or something? I think Jack would like that.
did someone say pasta ?
I was gonna say don't you think you'd get bored of having it every day. Then I thought about if I'd get fed up of having JS5 every day and the answer is obv no.
Jack likes alphaspetti spaghetti
had to google this bc I was like what does mahrez have to do with it
Jack would much rather have beans on toast 
He probably doesn't even know what most of it is.
what does he spell out with it though?
It sounds pretty good, actually. Many of them eat it as a superstition in the canteen.Dirty words, he still thinks writing boobs on a calculator is funny.
I'm sorry I don't know why I am being so horrible to him today. I just can't help it.
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