Jack Grealish #69 No crocs, no admission, now assume the position

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The day you think tactical rather than with your vag is the day FPL becomes fun
I made these two quick edits on my phone after I joked that we should call knocks "ouchies" or "boo-boos" when a pal in another FPL was asking exactly what "knock" meant.

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They laughed and said "oh you should edit it in HTML so the font matches perfectly." Ok, well, yeah, but I'm on my phone, sheesh!

Then they sent this like 4 seconds later

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I'm not even angry they showed me up.
🤣🤣🤣🤣

Also, nice of him to drop in price to celebrate this thread 🥳
I want this on my FPL 😂 how many offers to kiss JG boo boo

I think I need to have a word with myself and be tactical. Thinking with my vag is no good

@cornflower you have not helped this tonight 🥵 I need this Jack
 
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They served their purpose. Likely a pump-and-dump situation. 😬
Ooh, what if Kev and Jack were merely trying to help procure a hookup for a young, shy, awkward AF teammate? Is there another obvious option aside from Cole Palmer?

I know, it's a reach, but benefit of the doubt, guys, ok? 🤣 Innocent until proven incorrigible. Again.

But really those kinds of hijinks would make a great fic.
 
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Ooh, what if Kev and Jack were merely trying to help procure a hookup for a young, shy, awkward AF teammate? Is there another obvious option aside from Cole Palmer?

I know, it's a reach, but benefit of the doubt, guys, ok? 🤣 Innocent until proven incorrigible. Again.

But really those kinds of hijinks would make a great fic.
How is hongry hippo now pls
 
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