Jack Grealish #69 No crocs, no admission, now assume the position

[wonderstruck25]

And where the hell have you been

We've been worried sick

Just been vibing my dude!!

Been drunk for a few days… and now.

I was testing myself to see if I could stay away until the little Gucci fucktard showed his face on insta with some well deserved hot weather training pics but I’m only one girl and I cracked

u actually sound like her mother here when she’s just walked through the front door at 4am

hope you didn’t fall into the pier @wonderstruck25

Omg we can be sisters

Nah didn’t go to the pier, went to visit nanny and grandad Wonderstruck at their house it was a cute weekend visit. Also I’m a strong swimmer I’d be fine

 

[333149O]

Hi

Cole Palmer looks like the kid that ate the pritt stick in school

welcome back u little dirty stop out

missed ya

 

[Violetroselily]

Just been vibing my dude!!

Been drunk for a few days… and now.

I was testing myself to see if I could stay away until the little Gucci fucktard showed his face on insta with some well deserved hot weather training pics but I’m only one girl and I cracked


Omg we can be sisters

Nah didn’t go to the pier, went to visit nanny and grandad Wonderstruck at their house it was a cute weekend visit. Also I’m a strong swimmer I’d be fine

Have you been meeting up with boys??

 

[WylieWyles]

How is hongry hippo now pls

Aw, thanks for asking.

Well, he ate all his rice & punkin' brekkies but seemed annoyed that I had dumped water on top of it, but that's his fault for not drinking water from his bowl even when I added a tiny bit of chicken broth to it! Then he had a slightly better and then I left to go to work and I'm still at work, but he's on camera and earlier today he even jumped up and barked a few times at someone outside, presumably, so he's alive.

I also threw him some kibble from the camera treat thrower to re-check.

Spoiler: Proof of Life

 

[wonderstruck25]

Where the duck is he? Has he been seen?

I read the last page cba in going back I’m an about the future gal

 

[2busyshopping34]

so upset he won’t be doing a gangster walk on stage this year and throwing up ‘s in car parks

 

[Violetroselily]

Where the duck is he? Has he been seen?

I read the last page cba in going back I’m an about the future gal

Found him

 

[wonderstruck25]

Found him
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I hate this… why is his hair so square?

I should have dipped a little longer.

 

[333149O]

so upset he won’t be doing a gangster walk on stage this year and throwing up ‘s in car parks

we will just have to do it in his honour r kid

 

[Violetroselily]

I hate this… why is his hair so square?

I should have dipped a little longer.

It reminds me of dog ears

Little pup

 

[wonderstruck25]

Still can’t believe he wore white

 

[madamchristmas]

Where the duck is he? Has he been seen?

I read the last page cba in going back I’m an about the future gal

ah does this mean you missed the orgy he’s been having with the spaniards?? it was almost ick inducing

 

[2busyshopping34]

we will just have to do it in his honour r kid

i’m going to ask every person i see jacques or jdot until i find you

 

[wonderstruck25]

ah does this mean you missed the orgy he’s been having with the spaniards?? it was almost ick inducing

Hahahahahhahahahahah I read this a spaniels like the dog

Baby’s been shagging in spain? How’d you know?

 

[cobette]

@wonderstruck25 I thought you were dead princess

 

[Just Drive]

Ooh, what if Kev and Jack were merely trying to help procure a hookup for a young, shy, awkward AF teammate? Is there another obvious option aside from Cole Palmer?

I know, it's a reach, but benefit of the doubt, guys, ok? Innocent until proven incorrigible. Again.

But really those kinds of hijinks would make a great fic.

That’s a pretty decent theory. Good clean (ish) fun with the boys.

 

[Violetroselily]

Hahahahahhahahahahah I read this a spaniels like the dog

Baby’s been shagging in spain? How’d you know?

He followed some Spanish girls, though has unfollowed all but one now. Kev may also be involved.

 

[wonderstruck25]

@wonderstruck25 I thought you were dead princess

I’m alive and kicking with one leg obvi… next time I do an experiment I’ll let you know

Three and a bit days isn’t bad though right

He followed some Spanish girls, though has unfollowed all but one now. Kev may also be involved.

No… not ginger spice

 

[Just Drive]

Aw, thanks for asking.

Well, he ate all his rice & punkin' brekkies but seemed annoyed that I had dumped water on top of it, but that's his fault for not drinking water from his bowl even when I added a tiny bit of chicken broth to it! Then he had a slightly better and then I left to go to work and I'm still at work, but he's on camera and earlier today he even jumped up and barked a few times at someone outside, presumably, so he's alive.

I also threw him some kibble from the camera treat thrower to re-check.

Spoiler: Proof of Life

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Spoiler

Doggo cam! He’s so sweet.

 

[Starttheline]

Found him
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Peak lego.

Missed ya @wonderstruck25.

JG is missing from the team photo, seems to have had a blood test and followed 4 hot Spanish ladies from tha club on insta, and is now slowly deleting the evidence.